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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

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77. The Glove have come off.
78. The dirty Ironman has become a dirty Tinman.
79. Lakers fans will all boo Shaq and cheer for Yao cuz they want Yao to be their center.
80. Kobe will intentionally miss free throws in fourth quarter, but this time he won't make the desperation 3s.
81. Yao b*tch-slapped Shaq every game: Hand me the torch now, b*tch!

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77) because all the other higher seeds have won/will win today, so there has to be one upset!

#82 Jeffster, Apr 17, 2004
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82 or 83) plain and simple CATOMIC BOARDS!!!!!!!
84) The guy steve francis called in the last laker game was actually a hitman for kobe and karla and he is gonna pay dividends real soon

#83 The_Yoyo, Apr 17, 2004
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85-

Because I got that tingly sensation after watching Rockets/Spurs 1995.

86-

Because I just heard the I'll Remember: A Rocket memory mix and I am fired up.

87-

Because I just heard the Shot Heard Around the World and that is when I fell in love with the Rockets and nobody thought they could beat the Lakers then either.

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Because I just heard the
Mario Elie Kiss of Death Shot and if the Lord loved the Rockets then, He loves them now. His love is eternal, you know.

89-

Because I just heard the Eddie Johnson's miracle three-pointer and Karla was on that team. Even though we lost the series, reminded us that the impossible is always possible in Clutch City.

90-

Because I love this team like no other and I have my 3 year old daughter and my 8 month daughter in their Rocket Shirts.

GO ROCKETS!!!

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Memory Mix

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91: Because Phil Jackson will finally get what should have come to him if MJ didn't leave, an ass kicking in a playoff series vs the Rockets.

#86 JBIIRockets, Apr 17, 2004
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I went and counted.....we are at 98...

98) Cause I have been wearing my lucky Mobley jersey and the Rockets red hat I won from shooting Pop a Shot against Cat during the Kings game all day long.....and I have the pit fired up and plenty of Shiner..

Go ROCKETS!!!!!!!

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92. Because the Lakers deserve to lose!

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that was 99....

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100- CAUSE HOUSTON IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!!!

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101. because Bruce Lee will be watching and rooting for the Rockets.

"Using no way as way
having no limatations as limatations"

-Bruce Lee

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102- cause that kid in the hangout forum is probably gonna get his ass kicked just kidding

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103 - Yao and SF will replicate their alley-oop in the All-Star Game....

We are OVER 100!! Rockets win!! Rockets win!!!

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54) Stevie finally realizes he's supposed to pass the ball to another Rocket...

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104) Because Karl Popper said a theory is truth only if it could be proved false.

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194) Because the Rockets will suck but the Lakers will suck even more

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Originally posted by dafatha00
194) Because the Rockets will suck but the Lakers will suck even more
Click to expand...

BTW, I'm JK

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105-

Because OUR -D- IS THE BEST IN THE NBA!!!!

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106. because shaq is fat

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107) because the Big Chief Triangle left his playbook in El Segundo.

#100 Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004

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