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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

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  1. sydmill

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    late 30s- Because I'm Rick James b****!
     
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  2. m_cable

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    39. After above defecation, Shaq will once again swear on National Television and get suspended for a game.
     
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    #39 - because Yao is smarter than Shaq

    #40 - because Phil Jackson is their coach
     
    #43 daRox, Apr 17, 2004
  4. m_cable

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    43. Los Angeles deoesn't actually have lakes, but Houston does have rockets.
     
    #44 m_cable, Apr 17, 2004
  5. sydmill

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    41- Because Steve Francis has something to prove and the time is now! Steve's my man one hundred grand!
     
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    43 - Because we're are almost half way to Texas Stoke's original guarantee
     
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    45- cause We have MIKE WILKS
     
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    44- Becuase Rockets only go up
     
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    42. Because Steve likes being a Rocket and will win to make sure he isn't traded.
     
    #49 yao ming, Apr 17, 2004
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    hahaha...
    would have been better if you had a puppet.:D
     
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    40 (something) Because Kobe did not have SEX with that women, whatever her name is. Liers lose
     
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    #37) (for those more mathmatically challenged than myself)

    Cause Rockets fans are going to hold up big signs that have still pics from those Karl Malone Rogaine commercials...
     
    #52 BrockStapper, Apr 17, 2004
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    50. Hack a Shaq

    51. Shaq is a Hack

    52. Kobe's innocence is an Act

    53. Payton has no Tact

    54. Karl Malone's Back (Yeah I know it was his ankle, but give me some poetic license on this one) ;)
     
    #53 m_cable, Apr 17, 2004
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    55- cause we are going to the finals
     
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    56. Because Houston have playoff fever
     
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    93) Cause Cato has two big feet... one for shaq's toe, and the other for karl's ankle...
     
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    58) Because we will score more points (this one shouldn't have taken so long)
     
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    59) because karl malone is the epitome of evil and good always beats evil.
     
    #58 jo mama, Apr 17, 2004
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    #60: Because the Rockets are from the 713, the bangin'-est area code on the Dirty 3rd.
     
    #59 Hippieloser, Apr 17, 2004
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    #61. There is a God.
     
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