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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. HAYJON02

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    15) bc I'm a stubborn optimist and they just will.
     
  2. Texas Stoke

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    18) Because we got the greatest fans in the world. Besides YOF's we are as loyal as you get.
     
  3. peleincubus

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    20. because yao ming is taller then shaq
     
  4. rvpals

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    The # 1 reason, because I say so.

    I say the Rockets not only going to kick Lakers' butts, they're going all the way!!
     
  5. Texas Stoke

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    Thats 22, 3 more and we are riding pretty, and then we can just cruise on home.
     
  6. Jebus

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    Because while we, as a board, apparently have some trouble counting (starting with the 3 #14's), we have no trouble counting to 4, and neither will the rockets.
     
  7. Texas Stoke

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    23. Ever since the Rockets went to the clown unis, the players and fans endure it like only real men could, and now we're back to the Rocket red, and the Rocket red is glad to be back, and all the Rocket red remembers is Championships and Glory, Rocket Red knows nothing else but victory.
     
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    20 sumthin. cause the lakers suck ass
     
  9. Sane

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    24. Because, statistically speaking, Francis HAS to get it right for a good string of games.
     
  10. Texas Stoke

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    25) because mamma said knock Lakers out.
     
  11. Uncle_Tim

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    #26-29) Because the women have won more for Houston than the men. Each WNBA title is a reason in itself to win a NBA title for Houston.
     
  12. rm365

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    #30 - I like pizza.
     
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    31) New hotness-Rockets New uni's
    old and busted- purple and gold
     
  14. m_cable

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    32. Five words: Jeff Guiluli, meet Kobe Bryant!
     
  15. RKMAN

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    33) <B>Because I freakin' said so.</B>
     
  16. dandorotik

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    #34

    Need I say more? The Dream legacy lives on!!!
     
  17. fadeaway

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    #35: Because Mobley is not afraid to step up and make the big shot.
     
  18. Sane

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    36) Because the Rockets will pay the Kobe accuser's settlement fee in exchange for her being in the front row for the entire series.
     
  19. fadeaway

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    #36: Because JVG knows what it takes to win in the playoffs.
     
  20. m_cable

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    38. Yao will defecate on Shaq's Head.
     

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