59) people who sit at home over two thousand times and pour their heart and soul out to strangers, will indeed stop posting. 60) Another Brother will realize he is just Another Loser.
And 28. Yao Ming, a year older, a ywar wiser. I don't look forward to the probability of Cat coming back and hogging the ball again. Mooch being back would hinder us even more.
response to 59) Stop Posting. response to 60) Stop Posting. P.S. All my love to the wife and kids, and tell them I said Stop Posting.
65) Clutch institutes a groundbreaking program where newbies who suck will be magically transported into my living room where I can beat them untill I am tired.
70. Going to another All-Star game even if Yao is not voted to the All-Star team he atleat will be on the Rookie Team.
71. Eddie actually has more rebounds than 3 point attempts. 72. Glen Rice wins the Oliver Miller look alike contest. 73. Chuck Nevitt is hired to tutor Yao. 74. Eddie fires his agent and hires Vernon Maxwell to replace him. 75. In the interest of team chemistry, the Rockets sign Chris Washburn to replace Collier. Washburn knows how to run a meth lab. Him and Eddie room together. 76. Mo T gets jealous of Washburn's and Eddie's relationship and asked to be traded...........Rockets dump him and Cat for Shawn Kemp and Orlando's #1 for 2004. 77. Stevie signs with the Indianapolis Colts to be their full time kicker. Colts waive Mike Vanderjact. 78. Moochie goes on the DL with the Michael Jackson injury, his hair dresser accidentally sets his head on fire. His headband melts into his skull almost killing him. They operate and do a lobotomy to correct brain misfunction and have trouble figuring out which damage was worse, pre-accident or post accident. Moochie recovers, loses 40 pounds, gains tremendous speed and quickness, drawing comparisons to Earl Boykins. 79. Pearl Washington is signed to show Stevie and Cat how to really throw up junk shots and play 1 on 4. He helps them increase their TO/A ratio to well above 4. 80. Speculation abounds that the Rockets are going to dump Rudy T for Lenny Wilkens. The fan pole favors Wilkens by a 2 to 1 margin. 81. Jason Collier is signed by the Lakers. 82. Rockets battle all season long with Utah, Seattle, Golden State, Phoenix, Portland, and in a 6 team race for the last three playoff spots. In the final game of the season, Rockets sneak into the 8th seed, when they win a tiebreaker with Seattle. They face Mavs in Round 1 and get swept away with the average margin of defeat 21 points. 83. Orlando wins the lottery and the fans discover that the pick is no lottery protected except for the #1 pick. Orlando drafts Carmelo Anthony and goes on to win the championship in 2005. The Rockets subsequently get their #1 pick that year, #30 over all. Just kidding guys. GO ROCKETS! CLUTCH CITY 2004!
84) Yao Ming w/ a Hummer on Sprewells 85) Wider Seats @ Downtown Arena 86) New Power Dancers 87) I might get to be part of something BIG 88) Rockets will select me on next years draft
89) The Ian Fleming estate buys the naming rights to the new facility and calls it "Ocotopussy Pavillion"
My initial post so I have to try to make it a good one: 90) Rockets trade and get some outside shooting threats again- we don't have any anymore like we used to (Smith, Max, Cassell, Ellie, Bullard, Johnson, etc.) 91) Rockets get somebody mean to rule the power forward position who doesn't jack up 3's, plays defense, rebounds, and will kick anybodys a** who tries to drive the lane on us. You know somebody thuggish who strikes fear in the other team, but doesn't actually get busted for anything legally (i.e. Ben Wallace). 92) more ball movement, well any ball movement would be nice 93) Rockets draft Bernard King in the 2nd round and get the all time steal of the NBA draft (o.k. I'm an Aggie and I know I'll take some abuse for this one, but hey he's 6'7", plays D, and can shoot from the outside)
