Clutch should just lock this thread after, let's say, the 1260th post, and then make 8 posts in a row. Or he should let a bot run over this and make 1208 posts in a row... Just put the money in the tip jar.
I think this thread will get ugly. Prediction: when the 1268th post is made, the OP will say, "that's not the winner. I said 1268th "poster" not "post. So far, there has only been 174 different posters."
what's the over/under on posts within the minute after the 1267th post? and will it crash the server?