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10 Things I Learned the Past 4 Days

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DeAleck, Jul 4, 2013.

  1. DeAleck

    DeAleck Contributing Member

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    1. Fans' opinion could completely flip in a matter of 1 month: Howard was a loser then -> I would die if we don't get him now.

    2. With GIFs, everyone can be as funny as Jon Stewart or Louis CK.

    3. Every fan base knows this line: if he doesn't sign with us, he's clearly a fool and we don't want him anyway. Since we are clearly the best choice because of winning/tradition/money/weather/owner/coaching/stripclubs (pick any combination).

    4. In the NBA, Woj is the trinity of the Oracle, Peter Jennings and the Holy Ghost.

    5. 500> followers + a negative Howard tweet = fool with no credibility. This doesn't apply to Woj.

    6. 500> followers + a positive Howard tweet = new source with knowledge. This does apply to tattoo artists and realtors.

    6. Every keyboard should have 3 F5 keys.

    7. The most miserable people during July 4th weekend = NBA fans.

    8. Speaking of NBA fans, Ron Paul is the biggest fan in the 21st century.

    9. Once over 100 pages, a BBS thread becomes a living organism, with mood swings, period, and growth spurts.

    10. If any fanbase would donate $1 for every hour of lost productivity to Howard, he would go there for sure. Team-Howard-Fans-Wives-Employers = win-win-win-win-win.
     
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  2. arjun

    arjun Member

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    Cool story bro.
     
  3. Thefabman

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    will rep if all ten things come true.
     
  4. BEAT LA

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    I, along with most other posters, have not said one tweet was credible regarding where dwight will sign. But those idiots that said dallas and la dont sound so credible today.

    I will add: josh smith is no better than chuck hayes
     
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    Woj gets that because he's the guy whose entire rep is based on not having an agenda and vetting his sources.

    It doesn't mean he's always right, it just means he's not wrong because he made **** up.
     
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    [​IMG]

    AMIDOINITRITE??
     
  7. napalm06

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    Way to be better than everyone else.

    Is that what you were looking for?
     
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    I like #3. :p
     
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    False. Nobody is as funny as Louis ck.
     
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Lol, some of y'all seem grumpy. Dwight-effect.
     
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    Grumpy, unproductive, sleepy, dizzy, mindless, anti-social, psycho, you name it.
     
  13. DeAleck

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    That's the 11th thing I learned. :p
     
  14. albuster

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    Hmmm. Interesting thread. why confine it to ten items though?
     
  15. landryfans

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    who is Louis CK ?
     
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    Pretty much the most popular comedian around. Has an award winning show Louie and recently revolutionized stand up by streaming for a small fee. You need to check him out. He's been around forever but recently hit his prime and even hosted SNL recently.
     
  17. DeAleck

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    A few more things:

    11. Howard is a Rocket

    12. Morey is immortal

    13. Lakers are aiming to invent a way to beg and have the most dignity at the same time

    14. If ESPN journalists were in China, they would be executed in public.

    15. The long-term smart thinkers such as Sam Presti and Mark Cuban are too smart for the NBA
     

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