I eat whatever the hell I want. I'm only about 15 pounds around the middle overweight...we're all gonna die anyway. St. Pete: Do you have any regrets? Helth food nut: Yeah...I wish I had eaten just one more chicken fried steak. THAT won't be me.
Dude, if you ate 200 grams of fat in one meal you would put on about 10 pounds that day. Pizza Hut's 5 piece buffalo wings have 12 grams of fat total so I asume that BW3's have to be around the same.
If you want to get scared about your favorite fast food meals just look them up on this site. http://www.olen.com/food/
Generally, I eat none of the foods I should eat...on occasion I'll have brocoli (covered in cheese) or oranges (does OJ count?). I definitely do eat Burger King Fries, Campbell's Soup, and a cheaper version of Lunchables.
So grilled chicken with a baked sweet potato at Outback is decent for you. Why couldn't they say that the cheese fries from Outback were good for you?
pointless childhood warm fuzzy flashback... When I was a kid, my grandma lived in an apartment complex that had this awesome pool. It wasn't one of those typical apartment pools that is 5 feet deep and the size of a bathtub. This pool was a good 25 feet in length and 9 feet deep with a diving board. Naturally, I spent a lot of summer days over there swimming. Since cantalope is in season during the summer, my grandma always had a big bowl of sweet, juicy cantalope waiting for me when I went over there to swim, so I would swim all afternoon, then gourge on cantalope during the evening. Cantalope has always been my favorite fruit, and is kind of a comfort food for me... OK, pointless childhood warm fuzzy flashback over... I heard that Juiceman guy saying on one of his informercials that, calorie for calorie, cantalope is the healthiest food in the world....or maybe it was healthiest fruit? I don't know... All I know is...Stay away from Whataburger Baja Grilled Chicken Sandwiches! Those things are so addictive, it's scary... I'd also say that pretty much ANY alfredo sauce is pretty much a heart attack waiting to happen. Alfredo sauce is basically cream, parmesean cheese, and butter
Filets are comparably low in fat, followed by NY strip. Ribeyes are in the middle, avoid prime rib & porterhouse if you're concerned about fat intake.
I had a leakage of liquid olestra through my anal sphincter. I was at work in a meeting with several important people. I was sitting there in my chair and, all of a sudden out of nowhere, a horrible sound emitted from just underneath the table where I was. I tried to conceal it by moving my creaky chair around but, alas, I could not do so. The sound was a dead giveaway...it sounded like a train sounding it's horn only it wasn't a train it was runaway olestra on a mission without mercy. I proceeded to get up and make my way up over to the door for my great escape. Little did I know that my bottom was drenched in liquid olestra poo and it was running down both my legs. Right when I got to the door and as if my situation wasn't bad enough, liquid poo marched unrelentingly out on to my shoes and all over the carpet. As I was being laughed at by the masses, I ran as fast as I could in a lame duck sort of way into the bathroom. I locked the door to the bathroom, proceeded to undress, and take a shower while washing my clothes and shoes...all in the sink. Then, I felt an insurgence of more liqui-olegra-poo racing out of my sphincter and I hit the toilet in a verocious leap. An hour later and my fecal anxiety had relented. I put on my wet shoes and clothes, mopped up as best I could, and dried myself off with the hot air blower. I then made my way to my desk, gathered my things, and never was to be seen from again. I now live in olegra poo land where I eat only olegra-based products. It is a lonely existence but I do get to eat as many bar-be-que olegra chips as I want and not gain any weight. My current residence is an outhouse just off I-35 north of Waco where I live with my laptop. It is a terrible price to pay but at least I am still able to work and communicate. Just another terrible true story to add to Olegra's legacy.
I like how the offending substance somehow morphed from "olestra" to "olegra" about midway through the story. p.s. sorry about your "accident"
If I go to hell, my dinners will be nothing but watermelon and sweet potatoes. Blech. I eat everything else on the good list and nothing on the bad list. And this anal leakage thing sounds like a fine idea for the CIA to try on Fidel Castro. Also, Barbra Streisand.
