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  1. bigtexxx
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    Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist

    Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist NEWS IN BRIEF • Local • ISSUE 50•06 • Feb 11, 2014 [IMG] BROOKLYN, NY—Acknowledging that the...
    Thread by: bigtexxx, Feb 11, 2014, 20 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
  2. hairyme
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    [ONION] Miami Heat fans...

    link MIAMI—Saying that the organization must make some serious changes in order to do justice to its impassioned fan base, supporters of the...
    Thread by: hairyme, Dec 14, 2013, 9 replies, in forum: NBA Dish
  3. what
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    A million years old, but: need to know how to end it w/a girl let Dave Wallace show you the way

    I thought this was hilarious. I know David Foster Wallace has been dead forever but this morning I was doing a little research on him and came...
    Thread by: what, Dec 1, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout
  4. rocketsjudoka
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    Buddhist Extremist Vows to Unleash on the West

    The Onion does it again! I was going to post this in Hangout but figured it would end up here....
    Thread by: rocketsjudoka, Nov 21, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion
  5. treyk3
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    Onion Article - Please lock.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/washington-redskins-change-their-name-to-the-dc-re,34161/ To the D.C. Redskins. Yea that's an onion...
    Thread by: treyk3, Oct 9, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: Football: NFL, College, High School
  6. rocketsjudoka
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    Latest U.N. Report Shows Raider Nation At Bottom Of Human Development Index Rankings

    I've been to Raider Nation and can testify to the horrible condition of this once great nation....
    Thread by: rocketsjudoka, Sep 10, 2013, 6 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout
  7. RedRedemption
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    [The Onion] Nike releases new Greg Odens.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/nike-releases-new-greg-odens,33262/ [spoiler]
    Thread by: RedRedemption, Jul 27, 2013, 20 replies, in forum: NBA Dish
  8. Oski2005
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    FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs

    I may have to sell somebody out. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/iT16cEzVTdM" frameborder="0"...
    Thread by: Oski2005, Jul 27, 2013, 15 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout
  9. Astrosfan183
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    [The Onion] Dying Kid In Houston Holding On Until Astros Develop Player Worth Meeting

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/dying-kid-in-houston-holding-on-until-astros-devel,33022/ HOUSTON—Danny Kelvin, a 10-year-old Astros fan...
    Thread by: Astrosfan183, Jul 3, 2013, 15 replies, in forum: Houston Astros
  10. horns fan
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    [TheOnion] Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets

    LOS ANGELES—Ahead of his impending free agency, Lakers center Dwight Howard told reporters Thursday that he is “very interested” in moving to...
    Thread by: horns fan, May 23, 2013, 61 replies, in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
  11. LosPollosHermanos
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    How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

    http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=...
    Thread by: LosPollosHermanos, Feb 14, 2013, 8 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout
  12. Behad
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    62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover

    62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover [img] NORFOLK, VA—According to numerous reports,...
    Thread by: Behad, Jan 23, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: BBS Hangout
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