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hahaha that just blew up all over your wrinkled face...you must not keep up with the news because the pope stopped being the pope because of his...
You are the first to say it so therefore you are the first to spray it nasty boy. Way to call this thread GAY....the first one to say it! You sure...
You are funny too but you and your dogs like to show off about your life in the trendy areas of Houston. No offense, but you are like cool and...
I hear you are retiring from clutchfans, I just wanted to extend my warmest regards for always making me chuckle. You don't even try so hard nor...
Uhm he said something to me first and you two seem like you should go all Star Trek gay on each other anyway. I don't care nor will judge you two....
Maybe. I do not smoke however, so nice try mar1juana trickster! But I do hope your Hello Kitty blanket is Bounty fresh and warm on your little nuts.
Listen to me you Happy New Year sad b*stard. Just because you are drunk and alone doesn't mean you should call it quits tonight and crawl into bed...
Is it reasonable or even to a benefit of a dog to own one while living in an apartment. It's like a midsize apartment and I am at work until 5 pm....
When did I buy one?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Daryl Morey of LOVE. By the way, who still watches music videos? Quit trying to make it so complex.
If I were a hard boiled detective I would greatly assume you are inebriated right now and thrilled and thriving in your own drunkenness. Admit it...
He is being smart and selling his daughter secretly instead of the car. I shall bid.
Wrong. You are just generalizing. Maybe my hopes and expectations are different than yours. What? You feel smarter or think of yourself as a...
I think a lot of you posting here are comedians and obviously don't know how hard it is to meet a girl that fits your standards when it comes to...
I haven't really thought too completely about things like that..I would imagine that I would be paying for like the entire thing. Ya know like...
Yeah well I am sure there will be cons. For example, the language barrier would be hard to get over on her. What if I expect her to cook me...
Would you ever get a mail order bride? It is very intriguing when I process this in my head. She can do my bidding while I watch stuff on TV...
Hmm interesting...I never thought about sitting on a donkey while on the computer. Thanks.
The less you pay attention and are non-nonchalant about these pretty girls with so many admirers craving for her attention, the more you will...
Thankfully that cushion looks like it could be unstrapped and I can go to town on her. Wouldn't be the first "chair" that I stained with my dead...
