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It seems like semantics, but there's a HUGE difference between getting RIF'ed and fired. I got RIF'ed. I had no problems finding propects and...
POOF! You are now Natalie Portman's vibrator...which she uses to assrape her transexual boyfriend, Levonne. I wish I had a nice laptop computer.
POOF! The Rockets franchise moves to Salt Lake City to replace the newly-relocated New Orleans Jazz, and win in the finals for the next ten years....
Granted, but the release of Windows Vista becomes a boondoggle that costs you your entire fortune. And you get syphillis. I wish I had an 1967...
Supernanny's real name is Jo Frost. I don't know if I'd go so far as to call her HOT, but she's quite cute. Beautiful eyes. As for what...
[IMG] Interesting. This is a campground run by some racer nicknamed "Front Row Joe". I never knew about him. I always referred to myself as...
Try having a college dorm roommate who plays bagpipes. Badly. My freshmen year was memorable, to say the least. Bagpipes are unbelieveably...
I get what you're saying, Fatty, and I kinda agree with you. But why can't we root for both UH and UT? I mean, if I own 30 Houston shirts and 1...
Well, since I was one of the posters who was talking about how "cool" the drug is, I think I deserve a chance to respond to this. First, I was...
Agree with other posters who said that you have to be selective in what absinthe you sample. Last year while I was in Prague, for instance, I...
True dat, true dat... Present company excepted, of course. :p
I was just clowning on him. My brother's a great guy. You wanna see an extreme reaction, ask droxford about our Uncle Jim.
What, you mean you don't know how to use the three sea shells? [IMG]
Or a time machine plus a couple o' sandwiches. Chick is too damn skinny.
NetTransport is a good app. Also, a company call Applian makes a app called WMRecorder that I've used. Some nice features, including manual...
One word: droxford. ;)
Look out, here comes Melanoma-head...
Smooth, man. Really smooth. Seriously, though, If I may quote from the Book of Joe, Chapter 6, Verse 9: "Thou shalt not tap the ass of thy...
Well, I've never shopped there personally, but I've heard good things about Mr. Notebook (http://www.mrnotebook.com). I would recommend, however,...
Absolutely. Before every show at the Alamo, they show a funny clip with the text "Don't talk during the movie, or we'll take your ass out!" They...
