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No, silly, it was a joke. I didn't ACTUALLY receive 3 pounds of heroin.
I got 3 pounds of pure, unadulterated heroin.
So I got some delicious Haagen-Daas mango sorbet last night. I have no idea how to work my fridge. It's one of those small 2 in 1 combo deals....
Actually, nukes only for our allies is the perfect way to go. We should burn Iraq off the planet IMO.
Also, chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Tequila Sunrise.
"Now my producers tell me that although this show is named the Mayflower Dog and Kennel show, that Christopher Columbus actually landed in the...
She lives in a bunker of misconception. HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
That's road trip genius.