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Violent and unfaithful. Nice. Don't return her calls. Don't talk to her. Don't see her. Move on with YOURSELF. this is key for anyone...
I identify with the Soup guys character a little too much right now. :D edit: OK strike that. He LOST his license, I just don't have mine yet...
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Voice Recognition Software + Wolfram Alpha = [IMG]
The old guy is crying at the end because he remembers when zombies attacked when he was a kid it did not go so well...
Needs a third option. maybe / maybe no. :D
You know just for the record, we usually give your boy Chicken George a little more than an hour and 11 minutes before we declare POOF.
I think they guy would have confessed to anything to avoid that again.
I take back my funny pictures... [IMG]
btw found him on facebook...
Dude... :D
I get these: > Dear Dr. *******, > I need the medical records that you received the latest by today. Kindly, > Please, let me know how to...
If someone pulls you out of a jail cell 5 times and each time punches you in the nuts a varied number of times but it comes to a total of 183...
Somewhere on the East Coast some dude is cheating on his girl with a chick who is two timing her husband and they think they are getting away with...
Let me save you 2 hours of frustration. He is talking about this: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
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No way he's disco dancing.
^^^^^^ HILARIOUS, HILARIOUS ^^^^^^^^^^^^ SCANDALOUS EVEN [IMG]
Hmmm... B.A. in History from Harvard College, M.B.A. from Columbia Business School. He is smart enough to know better! :D
I see a repeat of the Popeye's fried chicken fiasco except substitute fat chicks for black people on the news...