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I'll be there, too. I'm still trying to figure out what to yell at Karl right before Nibblets free throws. Something like "Bronze Medal!", or...
If you're going to counterfeit money, why would anybody choose the $2 bill? You'd be losing money.
Cards were a gimmee and the lastros blew it. Time to trade Clemens, Bidge, and Bags :rolleyes:
poor Chinese good man = Les A. was hungry = Win a ring hot dogs = players stomach = paying customers Hotdogs 1-5 = Rocket starters hotdog #6...
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier. Sean Connery: Gussy...
Get a sleep study done so that your medical insurance can pay for a mouthpiece. It moves your jaw forward, and your tongue out of the way. Of...
Cato: "This gives me an idea about a new children's book."
You will always get to the spear no matter how high it is...
I think a new coach and new teammates are variables that can't be ignored.
Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, retail analysis to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be...
I'd look for a missionary position
I think Silas and Puck would be a match made in journalistic heaven.
Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
If other perimeter people are struggling, TMac takes it on himself to carry the load. If they're hitting, then he's passing. He'd rather be...
People waiting for the piece of equipment you're on just because it's next on their "list". Process the next line item, robot.
Aren't we at war? The US fights for the opportunity of a Texan lifestyle, worldwide.
Team Jurassic gives them that underdog mentality
The Spoon, and the Baker, and the 3-point maker. Yeah, our 4-spot is like a nursery rhyme.
Worst ending: Wisdom haunts me to this very day. I loathe that non-movie.
Where's Mr_Miyagi when you need him?