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Drugs are bad, y'all.
Eesh.. I hate hipsters too, but I don't think you know what one is.
This guy is how everybody on social media looks to people who abstain from social media.
Remember that one time a Clutchfan started a thread complaining about the "urban" music at Toyota Center? We have plenty of Mitt Romney's in...
Do you think there's some young Canadian boy or some old-ass Iowa State hanger-on that is inspired by his righteous fight? What a dingleberry. Nah...
Not only do you contradict yourself from one sentence to the second, but your sentences don't even contain boundaries or consistent...
I think Boston just because undermanned/underdog status has facilitated the young kids' growth. We're cheering Philly after how they treated our boy?
To set up: - provide asists - be a dude we can make fun of and ship out for something ?
Have whatever cultural equivalent of moonshiner mountain trash started posting contrarian views yet?
Is OP on ESPN? We start threads about hedge bets?
Can't wait to regularly take my kid to watch Astros AAA baseball after some Salt Lick. Since we're locked into goodness for the immediate future,...
What could go wrong? The Knicks could suck and lose a decade?
So you see, young Clutchfans... this is how to not relationship. And a shoutout to older, cranky, victimized, disaffected Clutchfans: marriage can...
I like your optimism. Let's pray for three weeks and a clean sweep. Minny better not pull any of that 2000 Sixers/Lakers game 1 BS. Also, your...
It was a late game, but not THAT late. Game is over. He was pretty meh, but I'm impressed that you check players' birthdays. Why? "Jackson'ssssss...
But what about his emails?
Hunter looks like a dude trying to shoot a 4 pointer on Rock and Jock on MTV in 1999.
Let's see Green and JJ go for 30 each. Tucker will still go for 5/6/7 and spot on defense. Tarik will have swear words directed toward him. Who's...
If the new season of the X-Files has an off episode (due to age), we don't lose a championship. I don't trust him anymore in a rotation, but he's...
There are many ways to say, “I love you.” This was not one of the ways. Holy yikes, are you okay? Message boarding isn’t serious.
