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Whenever I go to gay bars I always try to look as glamourous as possible. I mean, they're going to upstage you anyway, obviously, but when in...
God, this is so r****ded. Half the population of the world has one! It's a *penis*. A way under average sized, flaccid, non-active 'schlong' which...
The Astros and plenty of other teams have learned the hard way about giving up on pitchers with live arms. Two words: Curt Schilling. Two more...
Oh, my ass, Rimmy. :p
High five, Mrs. JB! I *love* Midnite Vultures... 'Lady, step inside my Hyundai...'
Ooh, that looks exciting. I love documentaries, especially music ones. And perhaps someone in the film will explain that omnipresent Motown...
I smoked it once. It was pretty cool. Never tried it again. That doesn't really count though, I suppose, since I was too nervous of the whole...
However, a significant number of young girls in Africa are contracting HIV because there is a widespread belief that having sex with a virgin will...
Wow, the DEA are deluded. I could fly over to Houston right now and get any drug I wanted within two hours of arrival. Even taking into account...
Moses Malone should be above Walton and Thurmond.
Under that rule, I'd be in jail for, um... let me use my ultra-scientific mathematical formula... oh, about a gazillion years. :D
How I hate explaining jokes. Oh well. I wasn't commenting on the gender of the writers/editors, but rather the inanity of most magazines, whether...
Current obsessions: the Badly Drawn Boy soundtrack to About a Boy ('ip-so, fac-to'); the Flaming Lips album, particularly 'Do You Realize?' (how...
Yeah. Those writers at FHM or Maxim would have done a much better job. ;)
HS, my dear, pay attention. He moved to New Zealand *with me*. Although I don't really think you need to make fun of anyone else's relationship. I...
OK, so you think I'm the treeman of the Left. To quote Moon Unit Zappa, whatever! Some of you are starting to sound more and more like Dale...
Wow, I didn't even notice this for ages. You are such an enormous, predictable, pathetic spaz, HS. Aren't you just a teeny bit embarrassed for...
Um... most universal systems have the option of private insurance, you know.
So basically, we actually agree on some stuff here, but you were peeved by my *tone*. Oh. Well, never mind. My tone isn't ever likely to change...
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by MadMax Dimsie...good to hear!...
