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I suddenly feel like a slacker being content just to listening to only the mp3 player. And if I'm doing cardio, I might flip through a magazine...
Not all of us go out and buy Starbucks everyday and have an extensive DVD collection. Maybe some of are ranting because we have to work at a...
LMAO!!!! [the man behind W] *thinking* Bush is a tool.
Savez. Just thought I'd throw that out there... In Delaware, gas is over 3.10/gallon. My mother in Illinois is paying something similar....
Just wait until she doesn't put out. How many "I'm tired" cards are you willing to take? If you think you could talk her into it, then she might...
I'm not saying it's right, but if it makes the man feel an inch taller for a short while... Perhaps if the best friend was hot, and he truly...
T_n_C's got it exactly right. As a girl, I can only offer you this advice- that wench is messed up. Cheating on a person is one thing, I'm sure...
I thought he had a good shot. Happy trails, Wesley.... [IMG] Wesley Crusher for President. LOL!!!!
Why?
"Well, they can't do anything about it, so let's stick it to them."
Now for the other distraction- do mine eyes deceiveth me, or was there a streaker on the field doing some Lord of the Dance jig?
It was too big to be a piercing. I think it was a pasty.
What other Eastern centers are they going to vote for? Mourning? Curry?
You know, ancient Egyptians were fond of marrying within their immediate families. They thought by doing so would keep the 'royal lineage' pure,...
If you want brownie points, The Joy Luck Club. Worked like a charm. But then again, I'm a girl, and Chinese...
And one other thing, boys cannot ejaculate until their nuts drop. Which is one of the main features of male puberty. If he is able to ejaculate...
Gentlemen, this is called the prostate gland. And, morning wood is rarely functional for ejaculation purposes. Which explains the...
Of course this relationship wouldn't last. They're both women!
I hate kids and feel bad for most grade school teachers. If people want to have kids, then they should have to teach the little bastards the...
Nobody else thinks this is good? I think its hilarious.
