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I can get my balls to play a C major chord while fapping.
His beard is perfection.
My phallus is longer than Lin's.
C: Yao Ming F: Hakeem Olajuwon F: James Harden G: Clyde Drexler G: Jeremy Lin
Just fap for the rest of the evening and brainstorm on Monday morning breh.
Show up to work naked and tell your boss that "he is the boss." Thank me later.
Shut the **** up Tex. Reserve your stupidity for something else. Not this.
Caitlyn Jenner.
Sorry to hear that. U are in my prayers breh.
I possess a signed Lin jersey. I'll trade that for the shoes, your vehicle, house, and 401k.
Have you ever seen the price of a large popcorn?
The infertility clinic?
^Dude. Why??
Impressive.
:confused:
Does surprise anal work?
I was once a Lin fan. Then I realized I was a man.
I'm sorry, but any team that has Lin on its roster is having the worst summer.
As a male, I think that statement is complete and total bull****. It is used as an excuse for men to cheat and get cheap thrills from hoes....
Really happy to hear your story man! :) Keep pushing on. We love you here at Clutchfans.