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Congratulations, dude. :D I remember cooking my first dinner. Trust me, being able to cook is the first step towards independance. Soon you'll...
Remember what Shaq said....he will never play for another coach, only for Phil Jackson...so we would have to fire Rudy-T, and hire Phil Jackson....
Seinfeld Saved by the Bell Fresh Prince of Bel Air Gil's Island CSI I Love Lucy Roseanne SNL Futurama The Cosby Show Gong Show Family...
Kids Incorporated That name could get me into trouble.....
Is cheese a condiment??
Man, I bet Kermit keeps that picture of Rudy-T in his wallet, so he can whip it out and say, "See this! That's what happened to the last guy who...
Why all the Ming bashing by the rest of the league???? Racism? Ignorance? Stupidity? Are they scared that a foreign player might actually get more...
Which statement about revenge do you think is true..... A) Revenge is a dish best served cold. OR B)The best revenge is living well....
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins, The Lord...
I can't remember the name of the film, but it starred Bob Hoskins and Cher (Mermaids???), but there is a scene when they are fighting in the...
On Saturday I got in my very first car accident. :mad: :mad:
I did this for a while, and still couldn't find any intelligent life in my house. :eek:
I remember a few years ago we had a family reunion. I went back to work on the Monday and complained about how it sucked because everyone made bad...
Useless Elvis Fact #743: About 17 million Americans have dressed up as Elvis during some time of their life. That's almost (give or take a few...
Let's give him another pay rise and add another 7 years to his contract!! :rolleyes:
Sci-Fi movies and a wild imagination are a dangerous mix. :)
Wow! There is another guy called RocketsInFlight over at the ESPN Houston Rockets Message Boards who made the exact same list! :D
Chief Wiggum: Remember, as soon as anyone enters your house, anything you do to them is perfectly legal. Homer: Really?? Oh Flanders, won't you...
I'm against human cloning, totally. I was thinking the other day about the following situation: Some rich guy gets himself cloned, so when he...
If a burglar comes into your house, the movies tell us that it will be a comedic situation for all. All you need is a staple gun, tins of paint,...