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BULLSH_T CALL!........okay, Adelman, bring in Mutombo.
OH THAT'S A NASTY BLOCK YAO! MAKE 'EM LIKE YOUR b****. PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS b****! b****.
OH YEAH AARON BROOKS! LIKE THE FLASH!!!!!!
24 POINTS FOR YAO! I AM GRABBING MY PENIS AND MASTERBATING TO THIS!!!!!!!
TONIGHT YAO'S CAREER HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED! EVERY SUPERSTAR HAS THAT GAME! FOR YAO, IT'S THIS ONE TONIGHT! WE ARE WITNESSING HISTORY! I WILL BE...
22 POINTS YAO YAO YAO!!!!!! THANK YOU CHINA FOR YAO! THANK YOU!!! XIA XIA~!!!
20 POINTS IN ONE HALF FOR YAO!!!!! F_CK F_CK F_CK F_CK F_CK!!!!!!!!
Man, that bell is illegal. Someone complain to the NBA front office.
REBOUND MUTOMBO! 6 ALREADY! DANG!
WHAT A HELL OF A FIRST QUARTER! WE GOT THIS GUYS! WE GOT THIS!!!!
YAO SCORED AGAIN!!!!! 16 POINTS! OH MY GOD!!! THERE'S AN OCEAN IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW! I'M WETTING MYSELF!!!!
OH MY GOD! YAO JUST MADE A LONG SHOT! OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!!!!! MY PANTS ARE SO WET RIGHT NOW!!!
AND ONE FOR YAO!............AND THE FREE THROW!!!!!!!!!!
NINE POINTS! NINE POINTS ALREADY FOR YAO! OH MY GOD! I'M EJACULATING!!!!!! AH SH_T!!!! AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH!
SEVEN POINTS FOR YAO ALREADY! OMG!!!! I'M CUMMMINGGGGGG!!!!!!
GO YAOOOOO! TONIGHT'S YOUR NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT YOUR CAREER WILL TAKE THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT IT ALL HAPPENS!!!!!!
YAO MINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO ROCKETSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a man-crush on Lowry. If we can trade off Brooks, let's do it.
I've seen enough. Brooks is not starter material; he's clueless out there when it comes to running a team. He's got too much of a 2-guard...