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The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, or else you'd be able to prove to me that you're not a Leprechaun.
Disgusting white skin. I cannot stand the sight of it. When I see myself in the mirror I just have to punch the mirror really hard and then go...
Dude, that's not cool. You're hitting down under the belt, now.
Hey I got a good one for you. Do you know why they threw that libtard out of the White House? BECAUSE HE ACOSTA'D SOME LADY! Snap!
Totally understand and I hope you are all comfortable in my wife's vagina.
I got my liberal blinders from Hot Topic. They were 2 for $25 if you bought a Che Guevara poster. ****ing SCORE.
Again, I do apologize for my white skin. I'll try to put the sack over my head like the other white members next time. We SO deserve it.
Don't talk down to me, son. You're late for dinner. We're eating Wallaby stew. Your favorite. Your dad is out back hurling a boomerang at some...
I'm very excited about the next meeting. Carlson ******** in his fascist pants now? Please. He hasn't seen anything yet. Just wait until we...
Good news. You too can have these people arrested as long as you can prove they have an extensive history of watching MSNBC.
@Downtown Sniper You should like an incel who forgot to bring the shrimp to the barbie. G'day mate. Foster's. Oztraylun' fah BEYAH.
Well maybe not the Beagle, but I just find him kind of annoying. The Doberman across the alley on the other hand...
Can you please come to my house? I need a few dogs arrested. You sound like the type of guy who can recite Miranda rights to a Beagle.
Fantastic news! I hope my neighbor's dog will be arrested next.
Beto is already pulling dead even on most gambling sites for odds-on favorite to win the 2020 nomination. Quite a leap from a nobody. If I didn't...
He started attacking @The Cat on twitter because he expressed happiness that his good friend Lizzie had won. The BobbyTheGreat police should...
Calling Oklahoma a rat's lair would be generous. It is more like a retention pond for inbred tadpoles.
Don't ask a rat to crawl out of his lair.
I can't hear you, I'm too high above you in the standings. Maybe get a megaphone next time. Took me 7 weeks in this league to beat the...
Y'all can just quit and hand me the title now.
