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DUKE loves poetry!! PLEASE tell me another one!!!
Duke can't wait for the weekend!! DUKE has a date, this is my first date since my exwife that ho split!! DUKE met a cyber woman on the INNERNET!!...
Clutch the Bear HAS to be a robotic machine, you don't think the ROCKETS would use a real BEAR DO YOU?!?!? Think of the danger to the spectaders!!...
Here it is in my SPECIAL hair keeper machine::: [img] I sure hope that WORKS, DUKE is not much for the HMTL!! Darnit that did not work, DUKE...
DUKE would rather not!!! IT is a very embrassing tale involving a lot of crawling on all fores and being humeliated, and that is AFTER DUKE spend...
Oooh! Oooh! DUKE KNOWS! Trade Cutino Mobely to the Clippers, get Danny Manninngk!!! DUKE LOVES YOU DANNY MANNINNG!!!!!
I would! DUKE loves to collect parts of players!! I have a lock of Mike Jorden's HAIR, that is porbably my favorite!!!
Yeah Juwan, watch it with the negamativy, that is some bad carma!!! Look at the DUKE for an exsample, I posted last year that the ROCKETS would...
See this is what you get WILL for encourgering the Rockets to LOSE GAMES, on puporse!!! DUKE OF TRUTH's plan has been all along to win as MANY...
DUKE read these rumors in ESPN, most are not very good. I mean let be serious. They say Danny Fordson is going to the Lakers Bucks, Pistons,...
DUKE voted for the Rockets anyway!!!! THAT WILL SHOW THEM!!
CONGRADULATIONS STEVIE! This shows all the unbelievers that Steve can do ANYTHING, like get to be 22!! Only threee more years then STEVE CAN RENT...
DUKE was the second person here! Ha ha mantronix they are making fun of YOU! ------------------ DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE of Sad Sad Sad :(
AMEN to you Drearmer, AMEN TO YOU! Hakeem needs to retire ASAP, which stands for As Soon As He Can!! Hakeem, or Nebudchaneezer (from the Bible,...
Kevin Cato is a MAN, not a woMAN. No womens play for the Rockets, DUKE just thought he would point this out since you called him SHE.
NO NO!! DUKE is all in favor of the spelling correctly thing!! DUKE is just not very good at it despit MANY trys to get better. If you have ANY...
I donot think that is real!! DUKE tried to soup up his car, 1971 Impala with doodads and gagets, but the Navy woun't sell me what I NEEDED:...
Now DUKE remembers why he went away, so many MEAN people on the BBBS? Well you cannot persuede the DUKE away from his sworn goal!!! I AM NOT...
HELLO Rocketman95 and all my friends I MISSED YOU!!! Has anyone seed Almoooooo!?!?!?! I WANT TO OUT ARGUE HIM!!!!
No humor this time!! DUKE will be taken sereously and NO LAUGTER you understand me?!??! See, I done a lot of things to get respect this time...
