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Well DUKE does not like to cry at all!!! I am a very MATCHO man, so tears are like pink Izodd shirts or watching figure skating, woussy stuff....
DUKE has a corprate sponsor, they look at how many HITS DUKE GITS!!!! If I don't get more hits THEY WILL TAKE AWAY the PAGE of truth!!! And you...
You damn right you can hire me!!! DUKE OF TRUTH will get you off, I am not a defense lawyer anymore (I just sues people) but I have been one in...
Hey Lynus that is great, I used to drive a Acuna Integra but I never drove it to Mexico. DUKE has not been to Mexico since the honeymoon with my...
Huh? Right. NO ONE!!! DUKE of FUN had a load of it on Saturday and Sunday! It was payday for DUKE, so I cashed my check at the Stop and Slop and...
You spelled Wasabe wrong?!?! WHAT IS WRONG with you. Huh? Right. BAD EJUCATION. I hope your parents proud. ------------------ A HOUSE is not...
Howdy Superman!!! I am LHUTZ, the DUKE OF TRUTH. DUKE is more or less the leading figurehead of the smart peoples on this BBS, so anytime you are...
DUKE has been here from the begining. I did not post for a LONG TIME because I was like the wiley baboon surveying the landcape WAITING for the...
DUKE is a true Rocket fan. After we lost to those DAMN LAKERS in the first round of the playoffs in 1991 DUKE was so upset I tried to SELF...
Uh oh DUKE just thought of something! MAYBE Dreamer is right, DUKE remembers the words of my ex wife that ho before we had our DIVORCE!!! These...
DREAMER!!! If I am not me then who the heck am I?!?!??!! Just for that DUKE will NOT help you do your HTML, which if you see my website you know...
THANK YOU guys for all your kind words. I drank a fortee with my HOMIEZ last night and I pored out some for poor Stinky. I miss him all the time....
WELL look no farther than this one here, DUKE OF TRUTH ON THE WEB!! http://homes.acmecity.com/rosie/heroes/245/ DUKE loves making web pages, it...
Well this was a SAD weekend for the DUKE, my lovely dog Stinky passed on to the Great Kennel in the Sky!!! DUKE is still very sad, partly because...
OH MAN!!!! DUKE could use one millon dollars!! Hook me up, I have lot of suggestions for your name: * Dream On, Rockets!! (see get this one, it...
GOSH Redglare thank you for not harrassing me this time, you make a very good sugjection. But I saw the Waco Thing happen on my TV, so I donot...
DUKE does need attention. I donot have any friends. [img] I love you, 34dream. Will you be my fend?
I donot get you Almooo. DUKE used to think you were so cool, I used to sit and make up songs about you like: "Almu is one cool dude, even if he...
Don't be stupidy, Mulder!!! DUKE needs cash and if the less fortanate had cash to buy my can goods they would be MORE fortanate, wouldn't they!!!!...
DUKE has a little problem I hope you can help me. Do you guys remember the Y2K thing, the big scary mess that was gonng happen? Huh? Right. OF...
