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Folks DUKE does not like to SCARE people, Lord knows DUKE is scared of anough things HIMSELF. But this weekend DUKE learned of a SINISTER plot and...
CANNED GOODS. Anyone want some? DUKE SELLS CHEAP! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
DUKE knows about the law of supplies and demands!!!! I KNOW LOTS OF LAWS, but this is one I am intimate with!!!! DUKE used this law to get extra...
Wow Pole you have some intruging ideas. DUKE is intruged! TELL ME MORE. DUKE knows American wommens are no good for him!!! It is just like that...
THE FUTURE WIFE OF TRUTH!!!! Big jahoobies and all. THIS is excellent work Pole I salud you. DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE of LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!...
HEY DUKE is one for one too!!!! I will tell you the REST of my pics once the resluts are in!!! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is...
Oh. DUKE is sorry. It has been a rough couple days, Alice does not want to go on another date so DUKE is all alone again. I thought leaving her...
You be careful Redglare!!!! DUKE is not busy today, I have time to LITAGATE and OBFUSCATE if you insist on this HYENOUS slandering of DUKE!!!! I...
Much better than DUKE's priorous date, the one DUKE had to ESCAPE CAPE CAPE from!!! I have gone to the same grocerie store for about two months...
Hey no one locks DUKE's house cleaners up?!?? What is the deal with that remark. Even so DUKE will give you a tip for extra-sparkle-clean floors::...
Jeff Balk had a good idea to grade all the Rocket players, so DUKE will borrow the idea and give out the GRADES OF TRUTH!!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE!!!!...
I KNOW! You go to BBSesses, and threaten people you will HURD them unless they give you money. You laugh but it works for DUKE. Now give DUKE...
Why do we want Lewis?!??! It is obvious!! Huh? Right! ANyone who can win FOUR Olimpic gold medals must be one HELL of an athlete!!! Imagine...
LHUTZ DUKE of TRUTH is back to pass more TRUTH along to you loyal ROckets fans!!! I have told you about not swimming in public fountens or pulling...
DUKE is sure tired of it!!! IT IS OBVIOUS that Elian is guilty, so give him the ELECTRIC CHAIR and get it OVER with!!!! ------------------ A...
OH that is tipical Almoooo, BANDWAGON HOPPER, (like nutty). YOU like the Bucks now because why, because they are WINNING lots of games....
ONE, DUKE is not hellucanating, so just stop saying that! It is UNTRUE. Not \ TRUTH. DUKE was thinking how TRUTH is a elusive thing, it swirls...
F F F F FF F F F F F F F !!!!!!! RUDY is the reason HOUSTON is going to the lottry instead of the PLAYOFFS!! If RUDEY had been fired when DUKE...
No obviously Almoooo made that up to attemt to TRUMPT THE DUKE!! He was jealous of my pronuncifications on the NBA so he made up his scoops. DUKE...
DUKE Of Truth LOVES ESPN chat rooms! I could not get there four a long time, I would type in HTTP;\/www.gotoespnchatroomsstupidcomputer and...
