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DUKE loved that MOVIE, Patrick Swayzey made a good bouncer, BUT it was a little not-realistic that he went to NYU and did Philosophey and THEN...
DUKE is so derpessed. ALPHONSE that JERK asked DUKE to drop the class?!??! He said it is oblivious that DUKE cannot follow dinstructions because I...
THIS IS STUPID!! Everyone already know who killed the wife. CAN Duke get a HUH RIGHT? Right! It was the ONE EYED MAN!!! ------------------ A...
NO DUKE did not check out no Gainsberger (HA HA DUKE OF LAUGH!), I was too busy with the NEW charity I am creating. IT is called "FEED the HUNGRY...
Alphonse the POETRY Mon called DUKe at home last night!!!! We are MEETING for lunches today at what we INTELECTUALS call a 'restarant'. DUKE will...
DUKE likes that NAME!!!! From now on I will be refereed to as "DUKE EL HUTZ!!!'
This sucks!!! DUKE gots his second poem back from the POETRY class, IT was also a F. DAMN NATION! My profesor thinks he's so smart just because...
You dummy there IS not diference?!?! THEY ARE SYMONIMS! Dummy!
DUKE loves astronomy, I NEVER leave my house until I have read my horscope to find out what will happen to me!??! TODAY's my horscope said "A new...
Whooohughughohooooo!!! DUKE was so SCARED when I put the TV on and saw this?!? I thought David Commienist Jerko Stern was making HOUSTON replay...
WILL is right, DUKE GUARANTEES it will be Jeanne Shaheen Rahim Abdul-Jabbar, DUKE has a exclusive source who PROPOGATED this rumor down to me!!!...
YES it is true!! ! DUKE wrote this poem for his potry class!! DUKE DID NOT PLAYGARIZE nothing! Plop plop fizz fizz OH what a relef DUKE is!!!...
DUKE DUKE DUKE hopes this POEM gets a better GRADE than the F my first poem got!!! Let DUKE know what you think, IT IS DUE Monday! Summer Camp...
WHOA Moetarven you are not kidding about first person views on those Ninetendo games, THEY MAKE DUKE ILL!!! I hear this REAL HIGH buzzing in MY...
PS Hey MOE sorry about divorcking your parents buy YOUR MOM said she was NOT MARRIED, how was DUKE to know?
HEY you are right!!!! DUKE did not tell the parrot to say "I'm a ***" someone else did, and you know what?!?!? IT HAPPENED right after DUKE had...
your mean You better SHUT UP talkin bout the DUKE like that! ASK ALMOOOOO what heppens to people who MESS WITH THE BEST!!! (hint: they need LOTS...
Oh boy this is not good?!?!? DUKE got his paper back. And you KNOW what GRADE DUKE got?! Huh. Yes. F Big F, RED!!!! RED MARKS ALL OVER EDUKE'S...
DUKE is taking a CLASS at the comonity college, it is called "Interduction to POETRY"!! DUKE loves writing poems, that is how DUKE got my ex wife...
WOW ALMU DUKE did not know you had it in you!!! Or in her DUKE SHOULD SAY, HA HA HA Uh oh that was bad for DUKE to say CONGRAGALATION!!! YOU THE...
