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WHOOPS, Dr Dunker is right, the L is for LORD!!!!!!!!! Sorry God please do not stuck DUKE with lighning .
THIS IS WHY THE DUKE onways uses the A-O-L!!!! A-O-L is for ADVANCEDE users!!! That what it stoods for?! Duh, A is for AVANCED, O is for USERS,...
DUKE spent the weekend THINKING, watching the TEEVEE and THINKING. Oh yes. And DUKE saw things happening ALL OVER the world, baaaaad things....
DUKE's favorete prison movie!?!?!?! ROADHOUSE with Patrick Swayzee. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
You bunch of ITIOTS! DUKE is trying to HE:LP you and this is the REPONSE? You have turned a compleete 460 on this thread!!!!!...
Eskimos. STAY AWAY from them.
No DEATH is inevamable I am afraid! GOODBYE HAVEN it been nice KNOWING you. DUKE's heart WILL GO ON! ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the...
That is right, DUKE DUKE DUKE must WARN WARN WARN you about a helth risk I RECENTLY discovere! THose scientests think they are so smart, well...
DUHHHHHHH. It a TIE between RUDY, RUDY, and RUDY. Also LARRY SIEGMUND. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO OSBSESED WITH SPELLING on this BBS?!?!!? Spelling DOES NOT make the man!! MALE GENATALIA and chest hairs does!!!!...
Wow DUKE has almost 400 posts. SOON!
DUKE knows you how feel?!!?!? DUKE was once married but now not anymore, that is to mean DUKE is a divorcer. It sucks. But like Plato always said,...
JOIN OR DIE!!!! DUKE thought of something else. THIS HOLE thing never would have happened if everyone had just VOTED FOR ONE Cannidate. DUH....
SHUT UP, Chris Simms sucks!!! Major Hostetler is the MAN. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
OK DUIKE is like all of you out there, I AM SICK AND TIRE of stupid president elections being tlaked about!!! YOU KNOW what should be the...
WHO is Debbie?!??! DUKE does not remember doing a Debbie BUT I WILL, you just send her DUKE's way! Once you try DUKE, you never go BACKE....
OK, DUKE been thinking, if I am ever going to GET TO HOLLYWOOD, I have to come up with more movie ideas. THEN write scripts! IT IS EASY, DUKE...
DUKE took this, easy easy easy!!! 74!! Wooooodeeeeeloooooo, DUKE IS SO SMART! ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
DO YOU MIND not talking about DUKE DUKE DUKE as if he is nto here? I AM HERE. STOP making up these hallucanogens about me!!!! ------------------...
Kick ass? HUH? right. NOT IF DUKE IS THERE. I fight! FIGHT GOOD. But DUKE cannot go, too busy writing THE COLUMN OF TRUTH about why Rudy is to be...