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Haters gonna hate Lovers gonna love I don't really want None of the above I want a Super Bowl Texans fans rejoice. Get excited. There...
Support the players, homie. Would you be happier if he said, "I don't really believe in goals or trying for anything. I'm just happy I snuck...
Our offense might not have been where it needed to be, but that's no reason to kill him. R.I.P., Sean.
If someone with some Photoshop skills has free time, it would be interesting to see how much better the jerseys would have looked if they were...
Who wants a hoagie?
Daaayum.
Best post so far. He smoked? So? If you think it makes him less of a person to recreationally enjoy a harmless drug, you need to loosen...
I laughed at the thought of Rudy chasing Scola down, yelling "Gimme that ******* rocket pack, you filthy Spaniard!" "I am Argenteeeen!"
Or maybe taking offense with it says more about you than it does about me for saying it. And for the record, I'm not sure where anybody is...
I always thought it was Bagwell's ex-wife.
Louis C.K. borders too often on "so vulgar I'm hack" for my taste. Patton Oswalt is a weird little r****d. "SCRIBBADEEBLABBADEEBLOO!!"...
So let's say you hate traffic. Let's say you love fireworks. Let's say you need to find a place that'll give you a bunch of what you...
Oh, cool it looks like the Saints logo.
I actually think he says, "Doing your... son?" The look on the guy's face is priceless.
A time machine. [spoiler] Let the lady do the driving :cool: EDIT: Jack Daniels often helps me travel days into the future. Use as...
If Mexico had been able to hold onto California, the tenth largest economy in the world, do you think things might have happened a little...
Read: Start dating women instead. This leaves us with a big, cracked hole in the #2 spot. :(
Once they hit 20, I'll donate $20, plus $1 per win after that. $2 for playoff wins.
Change it to Carl "Carl Landry!" Landry and I think it's solid. Although it's hard to argue with "The Landlord." He's raising the...
I'm just saying, for the biggest news of the offseason to be a search for steroid users, the Astros would need large nuts to bring two of the...