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Don't worry, Hurricane Wayne already has his raincoat and is practicing his 120 mph wind stance as we speak.
Well, it only cost $50 million to make, so I'd say an $80 million profit is pretty damn good, and that's not including DVD sales. As for Alan...
If you get a Rockets cake, make sure you get another one that says "MAVS SUCK!" on it...
Uhhh, yeah...quite a few people managed to sit all the way through V for Vendetta, to the tune of about $130 million worldwide. I thought she...
He was a very hard nosed player that could blow by anybody.
"Oh, he just sucked the gravity right out of the building!!" Kevin Harlan kicks so much ass
That would have made the Spurs/Cavs series look like a Celtics/Lakers series from the 80s...
come on, zoork...if you were going old school with the cakes, you should have had a Houston Oilers cake...
Probably the only joke I've ever laughed at that was told by a preacher. Church was having invitation at the end of the service, and this guy...
I see commercials for churches all the time...
[IMG] Do you want to hear a story?
Well, I was trying to decide between a bad pun and a Pulp Fiction reference, so I guess I'll take care of both at the same time... He should...
Does Heather Thomas have the same skin disease that Michael Jackson has?
Just don't be fooled by those salesman that come by your house and try to get you to switch your energy provider. They'll come by offering this...
If I remember correctly, Oklahoma City sold out every game they played there. The players even liked the atmosphere a lot better than New...
The thread that won't die... Best fish and chips recipe EVAH! <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie"...
Believe it or not, I'm playing Tetris on my NES emulator. Yeah, that's right, Tetris! Outside of Super Mario Bros and Legend of Zelda, quite...
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Blasphemy! Fall Guy kicked ass... I've never spent much time in school But I've taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay...
He's not happy with the selection at The Sunglass Hut in Mall of America...