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Robert Schimmel, perhaps? NSFW (language) : link1 link2 He's my favorite comedian.
I was at a bar and met a group of people there. One chick was there with a guy and he was dancing with someone else, while his date was left at...
I was wrong. I'm sorry. I smoke crack.
Yes, it is. Second-most viewed thread was the announcement that we got McGrady (it had 110,581 views).
Yes, I did. And for the last time, NO! I will not watch you poop your diaper, no matter how much you pay me!
Agreed - Ipecac and Stewey the Bookie are the best. I like this one, too: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie"...
Fisherman1: "I've never seen anything like it before" Fisherman2: "What the hell is that?" Fisherman3: "Dinner!" Fisherman1: "Let's film it...
"Try new Hoffbrau Cow Its creamy goodness is loaded with calcium for strengthening bones and teeth... ... and it'll give a smooth calm buzz...
So, if I go there, will one of the girls blow me a kiss ?
... pledge allegiance to Heddy Lamarr...
Check your email, old friend!
So, Fatty, when you show up at the courthouse, is it like going home or something? Do people look at you, bump fists, and say, "Hey, Jim!...
Hell yeah! Sing it loud, opera guy! Enemy!!! Barbarians!!!
I don't understand the trade. I'm not saying Tsakalidis sucks or anything. But.... We really just don't need another center. When Yao...
Acquired the rights to Shawn Bradley as backup center.
Get your ass outa bed, ya lazy bum.
6' 174 lbs. Large
I agree - they should make it free. I like free. Free is good.
I have the same problem. It started when I was in my 30's (I'm 38 now).
Imagine the crowd noise that will fill the Toyota center when it's first announced that Yao is entering the game. The lid is gonna blow off the...
