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Barq's root beer.
11/20. Not into IKEA or whatever dumbass metal you people are arguing about.
You do understand what the word ”zero” means, right? Your dumbass post is valid as long as we can't name a paraplegic who's won a Super Bowl?...
What if they needed to turn right immediately after the light? You expect them to ”easily” get over one lane to accommodate you so that they...
If I was in a bar and one of those women came up and talked to me, then asked to be excused to the restroom, where they then tagged out to another...
If someone gave my job to someone else and kept me on as a backup right before I was positioned for a big pay day as a starter, I'd be pissed....
Ultimate Marvel sucks. All they did was switch various characters' genders, ethnicities, and origin stories, and then kill everybody off....
” How are you guys handling all the pressure from ABC and Marvel? Whedon: We're just smoking weed (laughs).” Thatta boy, Jed.
Hey, that's my birthday, too. If he's ever in doubt of his Zodiac sign, explain to him that he is Aquarius (not Capricorn) and then immediately...
”Now sir, if there's anything that can interfere with our cable work, it's passports, checkbooks, and gold. Please tell me you do not have any of...
GYOT DAMN! Somebody call an ambulance.
A lot of people say a lot of things.
Next time, order a medium handmade pan pizza with half philly steak and onions and half pepperoni and bacon. You're welcome.
#eatbutt
Yeah, I know, threw in the spoiler to make it clear I was kidding. Unless you're just out-sarcasming me. I'm a Houston sports fan, I know...
Patience, dude. Luhnow knows that his job is to produce a product on the field, and he had no problem doing it with the Cards. I'm more...
Exactly. I'd feel more comfortable if we just left him in the minors for the rest of his career. Why take unnecessary chances with injury?...
After you've made a thread (like this one) for the sole purpose of jerking yourself off, how do you prefer cleaning your hands? Soap and water?...
Ah yes, blonde women. Quick to let you stab it from the front, quicker to stab you in the back. Careful, dude.
That '09 team, healthy, would have won the championship. Anyone who thinks our current team is better must be expecting the title this year.
