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There's sanity and insanity. There's certainty and uncertainty. What the **** is Lincertainty? This writer should be slapped around,...
Who else is phony?
This cracked me the **** up. ChippedToothLin had the right idea with Sweet Tea Jones. If that's not a basketball player's name, it's a damn...
I like anime, too (apparently not as much as you), but fandom doesn't excuse your logic. It's like saying, "If you were an actual Rockets fan,...
I'll reserve judgment until George Ming weighs in.
Your boyfriend sounds like a douche.
Annie Hall, no question.
If Sunday was actually the Lord's day, churches would be closed and Chik-fil-A would be open. God doesn't need people to dress up and think in...
So there's One Million and Two Moms now. Big deal.
Either you guys are sissies or I have a drinking problem. [Spoiler]
With "African-American" being part of the title, it was only a matter of time before bigotexxx showed up to try and piss people off. I applaud...
Lin: "But Coach, I don't understand." McHale: "Then you're an idiot, because I don't know how else to say it. Go practice being more like James."
But where does she pee out of when she has a tampon in?
Dude, you think it's bad now? Give it about 13 years, when guys are trying to screw her and she hates your guts. I hope we'll get a...
What will it take to make you idiots happy? Morey puts together a team of gritty, hard-nosed players: "This team is garbage, we're stuck on a...
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ. Did you really just post about how you raped a girl, but it's ok because you later discovered it was one of her...
Louie Anderson's looking rough these days.
He called it the "Funday Sunday" route, which worried me, because it was Tuesday. But hey, free coke and a license. Pissed I missed out on...
They begin the test by offering you coke as soon as you get into the car. THIS IS A TRICK. Fasten your seatbelt, adjust your mirrors, and then...
Some damn fine journalism, there. Three separate rapes? How many yards do you get penalized for that?
