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However, the Yao-Only FANdumentalists and the Steve-Only Fandumantalists are continuing to launch their attacks of guerilla warfare with...
Wow, great points. I agree. Sometimes, if we subsitute everything BB related and replace words with religious terms, we would sound a lot like...
Of course, I'm kidding. If you hang out here long enough, you'll see that my John Amaechi comments are a repeating comic motif. But all...
Yao: You do know that some 11 year old Philipine boy made this shoe in a secluded Nike factory in a jungle with ten men whipping his back with...
This is an entertaining, but profoundly useless thread. What's next? Moochie sucking because he has genital herpes? Well, that very well...
I'm pretty sure the Houston Rockets will beat the Utah Mormans. Oops. I mean, Utah Jazz. Jazz and Utah? Jazz and Utah have as much...
This could have been a great defensive tactic. The double-teams would have simply vanished if Yao had relaxed his spincter. I'm pretty sure...
I bet John Amaechi would explode for 100 points in the CBA.
Yao: In china, many men give other men foot massage Cato: Yeah, baby, you love me long time. Amaechi: Oh, my! Chinese men are lovely....
How many posts does it take before a player starts getting bashed? Yao: 1) after a good game that they won, no bashing 2) after a bad game...
Actually, the rumor is that Yao had his kidney taken out before the game. Yao's kidney is in a jar waiting for Alonzo Mourning. Okay, bad...
Not to sound overly excited, but Pike is back in uniform as of now. How ironic that his first game back is against the Clippers. But he'll...
"Hanging tough"--New Kids on the Block (FOr John Amaechi) "Right stuff"--NKOB (WHole team) "Step by Step"-NKOB Yao "Lady in Red" (for...
You know what would be really funny? If TranAmerica turned out to really be none other than . . . Suzi, the covergirl for the Rocket...
I got it! The new song by Michael Jackson's new album. "One More Chance"--Michael Jackson. Like for real, this is a new song listed at...
"Because I got high"--by some rapper (For MoT and EG) "Why Can't I breath"--Michelle Branch, I think (Song for Yao in the fourth quarter)...
I say the Rockets try to recruit Jesus. Jesus would make a great power-forward, or maybe a point guard. There's absolutely no way, another...
People also tend to forget that Damon Stoudamire is not a crappy player. He's a Rookie of the Year recepient after all, pothead or not.
About Cat accidentally taking the rebound away from Yao. That happens all the time during the season with almost every team. It just...
Why are Rockets fans so pessimistic and quick to change opinions and moods after one loss? I swear, some people act like the NBA regular season...
