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I swear to God. Yao might as well play on the court with boxing gloves on.
Now, now,now . . . .when you get angry, just take a deep breath and look at your W.W.J.D bracelet. That's right: World Wide Jewish Domination.
While we're still talking about Yao-Only fans and Steve-Only fans . . . . . A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!!
You dare insult my knowledge of Renaissance theater?!! That's it! This is war! I hate you. You, you, you . . . SHAKESPEARE-ONLY FAN!!!!! Fie,...
So far, there are enough bricks in this game for missionaries to build a Suburban mall in the Amazon.
Do you think if we spilled a bucket of marbles all over the court, the Rockets would be able to play worse? Come to think of it, they might play...
Stop it. You're turning me on.
Uh, I know what an ass is, but what's "everything"?
one thousand lashes in the firey pits of hell.
But those girls aren't the opposite of gentle, as someone earlier had implied. They're just sassy and sexually free. But I do think that Yao...
I'd rather be Marc Stein, rather than Ric Bucher.
Yeah, but the Rockets fans can always say that Ostertag has bad breath.
Apparantly, the same people who like to use for his User ID names of characters from the Jacobin plays of Shakespeare's collected works. Falstaff...
Wait, are you saying that American girls are wild, prehistoric psychopaths? And that by dating an American girl, Yao will no longer be gentle,...
LOL. You're more funnier than the posterer.
If you take the birthdates of any six players and multiply it by 289 and divide it by 2 and add 3, it comes out to . . . 2006. Scary stuff, people.
Wow. That's what Moochie says to himself in the mirror every morning.
That means the Rockets have four years to win a championship. They win the championship in 2007, and the earth gets destroyed, and the Rockets...
To add to this, I heard a rumor that Moochie and Paris Hilton got it on and videotaped it. Then the pot wore off and John Amaech's face appeared...
It could have been a lot worse for K Mart. Let's say Alonzo Mourning collapsed on the court against Toronto--and died. I'm sure K-mart's...
