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Cuban stares in shock at the height of the pile of one dollar bills that his financial manager stacked in front of him to demonstate just how much...
I'm a little teapot Short and stout, Here is my handle, Here is my spout!
**sound of audience singing** They did the Mash! They did the Monster Mash! The Monster Mash!
This is a simulation of the what Garnett perceives to be the size of the basketball during the playoffs, which explains why he can never put it in...
Pic 1: Wallace warms up for his soon to be famous "drunken monkey dunk". Pic 2: Are you sure these Crest White Strips will really whiten my teeth?
"So they plug on dutifully, faithfully showing up for every game on the schedule and some of them, like Cuttino Mobley and Moochie Norris, play...
Russia is almost as much of a European country as Canada . . . :p
Hmmm . . . interesting. Care to elaborate why? I've seen many more violent drunks than potheads (the latter of which are usually only...
Assuming the break-up actually was acrimonious, I might say bad things about my ex to my friends! I would not, however, broadcast my sour...
[/b] Darn, there doesn't seem to be a smiley that represents being a crybaby. "A take-it-or-leave-it offer"? Correct me if I'm wrong, but...
A picture of your ugly little niece. People that aren't that close to her already want to disown her, while everyone else is hoping she'll be...
"3 quick points"? point 1) Cato point 2) Taylor point 3) Rice point 4) Maloney Well, I guess it is hard to count with your fingers...
LOL I just wanted to point out the irony of that statement coming from someone with the moniker "Invisible Fan". :p
Just make sure that it's not a plastic bag! :eek:
After spending the summer training with John Stockton, Iverson tries the complicated take down/flop combination on one time all-star Jordan.
MJ: Uhm . . . Allen? Is your hand on my @$$?
Playing through yet another injury, Iverson leans forward on his walker trying to deny MJ the passing lane.
Aw heck, this calls for the beginning of a caption game! :D *Cato throws up hands and screams like a 7 year old girl and says* "That was...
*begin WWF voice* Steve Francis! The Launch Pad is calling your candy ass out! You think you have a shot?! You think you have a hope?!...
"If I was willing to ride other guys' coattails, I'd probably have me a couple of rings," Malone said, a few of the remarks that could be printed....