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Damn bastards at McDonalds NEVER give you more than one tub of BBQ sauce...
At least a TV didn't fall on your head...
Sorry, Frank Caliendo sucks. Impersonations are right between mimes and Dat Pham on the comedy ladder...
Hey! Rafer is hitting 35% of his shots, buddy...
This strike is obviously a plan cooked up by the terrorists to keep Jack Bauer distracted so he doesn't foil their plans for world domination...
Well, if you're a baseball player,you're batting .333, which is pretty damn good. Of course, if you're a basketball player, you are shooting .333...
Impressive, but most of those shots were more physics than basketball...
Well, that's just silly. He's not a martian, he's a genie! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116756/
I'm going to miss Shaq when he's done playing. I didn't get into basketball until high school, so Shaq's career is the first hall of fame...
Are you kidding me? And ruin the legend of Dolph Lundgren?
Fine worthy? Yes Suspension worthy? Ehhhh...
Not really. A lot of the hooplah about the college football season is created by the media. Michigan loses to Appalachian State, it's talked...
[IMG] Unless it's the Phoenix Suns Gorilla jumping through a flaming hoop, I think I'd go with the stripper, also...
Hell yeah...can't have enough WNBA bashing threads. They just gave a WNBA expansion team to Atlanta....ATLANTA! Yeah, put a team in a sports...
Insert somewhere moist, thrust, repeat...
Yo mama uses Blu-Ray...
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE A ***! bwahahahahahahaha!! Of course, I don't seem to remember "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" being in...
Uhhh, yeah...call me when they get a road win. Even the sun shines on a blind squirrel's ass twice a day...
It's just like a Roadrunner cartoon. You know Wiley Coyote's rocket skates are going to malfunction and send him flying off the cliff, but you...
Hell yeah, Molto Mario ruled. I love how he always told you the complete history of Italian cuisine while making some pasta. They show reruns on...
