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My 9-month old son is going to be a Horned Frog. But if Harvard called, we'd consider tweaking those plans. :p
Thank God these detention centers will only be used on those pesky illegal immigrants. Otherwise, seeing that the president can name ANYONE an...
ROY: Chris Paul COY: Avery Johnson MIP: Boris Diaw MVP: Kobe Bryant DPY: Ben Wallace
Kids who whine usually want an authority figure to make things easier for them. But that doesn't mean they're going to be conservatives. It just...
Satire makes baby Jesus cry.
George Bush has been ABRAMOFFED
Vulnerability implies a weakness that was not intended.
ANYTHING can terrorize people. Ignorant people in power terrorize me. Does that make neo-cons terrorists? Crime is not terrorism, no matter how...
Marriage is about love. If there's no love, there's no marriage. I don't think God needs a piece of paper telling him that a marriage is over.
Terrorism? The only things damaged were the pocketbooks of corporate hucksters. You can't terrorize paper and coins. If guilty, the culprits...
He's 21.
Shawshank Redemption, Field of Dreams and Hoosiers. Now excuse me while I go kick my own ass.
Eh. Arrested Development will find a home somewhere. Malcolm and That '70s Show had run their respective courses. That said, I sure will miss...
I just got a Canon PowerShot 520. It was less than $200, takes excellent pictures and even takes (lower) quality videos. I'm very happy with it.
DA is a chucker, but he's not a selfish player. If he was, he wouldn't sign somewhere where he'd come off the bench for a fraction of the money he...
I'm a big fan of JVG, and I honestly think he can lead the Rockets to a championship one day. But until he stops forcing Yao 20 feet from the...
Evidently, watching Yao set a half-ass screen for the PG at the top of the key every time down the court hasn't inspired Swift to play harder.
Example #431,456,987 that money doesn't buy happiness. It can buy a lotta p***y and enough bling to blind Jesus, but it can't make you happy.
Perhaps I should have added some water to my attempt at dry humor. :)
With Spree on the team, we'd go straight to the bottom of the Western Conference standings. No thanks.
