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Jose Chung's from Outer Space is easily the best with perhaps the greatest lines in the series: Jose Chung: Alex Trebek? The game show host?...
This wasn't to a girl named Mary was it? Cause I knew a girl whose boyfriend did what you described. She was totally embarrassed (this was like...
Awesome dude, but we need details on what went down (positions, foreplay, etc). :eek: Just kidding (well only partially):grin: I just hope you...
It's probably Oklahoma senator Coburn. I remember he did this once before to tempoarily block Al franken's first senatorial amendment, which had...
Also note only women are popping it in their mouth. Maybe just a coincidence. maybe not.
Wow I haven't heard that one in forever. Maybe just cause I'm older, maybe just cause I'm dirty minded, but I don't remember it having such sexual...
I wanted to add, I know that today's incident is not the same as I had to deal with in high school (cutting in line vs years of torment) and I...
I'm all for acting like a mature adult but this philosophy is sad. You just can't let people push you around. I remember in high school I had a...
Thank you for your concern Dr. Freud. :grin: (I do appreciate the concern even I have to make a joke of it) But I'm okay and my wife is fine. The...
Damn homophone. :eek: PRINCIPLE. I wish she was a principal than would go to her school and tell all the kids its okay to cut in line because...
Of course its not to the 2 minutes, its the principal.
You two better shut up, or I'm going to go to your house and cuss at you from my CAR. :p
I've known my wife for most of my life, she knows exactly what I'm capable of: "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" Just kidding.
In fairness I didn't see the kids till after I had cussed at her. Still I'm in the Chick-Fil-A parking lot, there are going to be kids. In...
I did apologize to my wife for my reaction. Her being in the car probably made things worse. She got upset at me from the moment I started to get...
Good one, I do feel quite a bit like George Costanza today.
I don't think I snooze and lose. There was an SUV in front of me and I wasn't sure exactly when the line split into 2 and I wasn't going to go...
During lunch today My wife and I went to Chick fil-a at Hwy 6 and West Road and the line was very long, so long that I it wrapped around the...
The only thing I've ever heard of that might be as bad: I was once watching Oprah many years ago and this woman on there learned her dead...
I stopped going to Double Dave's when my sister put a live bug hiding in her salad in her mouth, she spit it out and it was crawling on the floor....