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You're a cuck
This Yolo dude is a real *******, not sure how yall tolerate him. Anyway, I have a birth certificate that says I was born in Houston in 1979. I...
2nd time, I've only been here and a Houston sports fan for exactly 3 days.
It's a good question because this Mariners lineup may be one of the statistical worst in terms of getting on base. Yet, our pitching seems to...
For the record, I joined in before Tuesday but you seem like an insufferable person so I will leave ya to it.
I love you too. Go Stros!!
Don't be an *******. Or, just stay that way, idgaf
Why are we pitching the Mariners like every batter is Babe Ruth? Just throw ****ing strikes mother ****ers
That was filthy
Fire Dusty, trade everyone and burn Minute Maid park down.
Let them get the lead so we can crush their hearts again.
Altuve is going with his glove today so that makes up for his awful ab
Scooby Doo where are you?
Tatis is crap, and honestly so is Correa. These dudes aren't game changers but whatever.
I always wanted to be Batman when I was a kid and I still Identify as Batman.
On the real, why the **** would you go play in Minnesota anyway? He took a slightly bigger contract to go there and now he is missing out on...
It's better to be the team that waives Mo Harkless, not the team that pays him.
This dude is like a string bean. He needs to put on 20 lbs and play rough to survive in this league.
I hope this kid dies in a fire, same with the Texans franchise.
Cool, does this dude work for the Astros or is he doing some James Bond ****? Btw, cool story. Pudge Rodriguez and Esteban Loaiza kids stayed at...