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LMFAO!!! :D :D :D , I can't breath I am laughing so hard!!! Granted, but the vote is tainted because of the use of buttplugs! I wish I...
Granted, Ted and Tom after fighting day in and day out for weeks finally make up and become the first gay couple to occupy the Whitehouse, Ted is...
Granted, but they are cannibals and they eat you alive! I wish I was back in Houston!
Granted, but you get buttraped by Uprising... I wish Bud Adams would buy the Cowboys!
Granted, not the predominant fear of most people on the board is getting AIDS by answering your posts. I wish the Cowboy would loss every year!
Granted, but the Genii has Dyslexia and doesn't understand your request exactly, so he turns you into a Fecal Partner; you and your boyfriend take...
Granted, Raiders get sold, and all of Oakland riots for 10 weeks strait, Silcon Valley is in ruins and the tech market crashes... I wish the...
Granted, you finish your engineering degree but the job market sucks and the only job you can get is as a custodial engineer. I wish I was back...
Poof, your wish is granted, except the pony has a affinity to you and tries to hump you everytime you go outside. I wish I was a little bit...
Poof, but you are the biggest nerd in school and nobody likes you because of your personal hygene habits are aweful. I wish the Texans would...
Akazamm, The Simpson get a movie, but it stars the olsen twins and barney... I wish I was ReggieTodd!
Granted, but the Genii's spanish sucks, so he turns you into a hot tamale. Edit: Damn Frontrowjoe beat me to it... (I wish the Texans would...
Granted, but its the Harlem Rockets girls basketball team, but they are damn good! I wish I had a new computer...
Poof, your rich, but it was all in Enron Stock and Junk bonds and now you are more poor that when you started wishing. I wish I was a Bald Eagle!
Alkazzam, You have a 1967 Aston Martin DB6 owned by a mob boss, the moment you start it, it explodes. I wish I was the President of the United...
Cheney: 'I'm the Guy Who Pulled the Trigger'
The best bagpipe music is from Jonathan Davis of KoRn... Check it out, especially the first album!
Poof--Except that your only memory is getting butt raped by a 100 burly bikers with genitial warts the size of dimes on their peckers, but the...
Granted--Except that you have come down with Alzheimers and forget what you were going to say as well as who you are and your pants! I wish I...
I WISH! Okay, here's the deal. The person above you makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and...
