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"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"--Marilyn Manson
bumpity bump!
Genii shakes his head, GRANTED, except you next wish does exactly opposite of what you intended it to do, and you now have Bull Ball's attached to...
Poof, You are now Oscar Meyer the Truck Drivers wiener! I wish I would not be effected in any harmful way by any further wishes I make!
Granted, Expect you are consider a master armpit farting musician, you are able to Armpit Fart the National Anthem... I wish I could actual...
Granted, Except that termites eat your legs, turning you into a defacto Mr Potato Head... I wish I knew the answers to all my questions!
Granted, but you sudden realized the you are from Krypton as well and you are reduced to a mouse of a man. I wish the Rockets would become...
I hate to say it there is only one class of citizen in the US and even the world that is being discrimiated against and treated as a second class...
[IMG] For some reason, this guy looks really familiar???
Alakazzam! Suddenly beams of bright light appear from the sky, all of the fan base for ClutchCity.net learn to love each other in a non-sexual,...
Granted, but you can only play Chop Sticks over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I wish I had a puppy!
Alakazzam! Your headache is gone, but you are bleeding from ass... I wish I was a Grizzly Bear!
Poof, except you drop it in the shower at the YMCA, at that point you become a Gay Cowboy... Yee Hay I wish Anti-Sonic would make a wish as well!
Granted, the Genii ponders and smiles... You wake up with a bunch of girls with 15 inch strap-ons standing around you, but you are bound in a...
Granted, Your 6' 9", 230lbs, with a 2 inch penis... Ouch! I wish Cheney had shot his foot off!
Granted, You feel warmer, but that is because someone just farted in your face. I wish the Texans drafted Reggie Bush!
Granted, but your penis is so small you have to pick it up with tweezers to get it into the holes in the 3 ring binder paper. I wish I could...
You wish is my command, granted... You have to go to School all day Saturday and Sunday. I wish I could get a new Boat!
Were you fired or layed off? It matters in the eyes of the TWC, you maybe eligible for worker comp!
Granted, but you can only view thru the cloths of 70+ year old men... I wish I could jump the tallest building in a single bound!
