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Trent Reznor, rock god, was in a ----ty band called "The Exotic Birds?" Opening for Culture "Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me" Club? Led by Boy...
Looked it up. Depends on which is the fifth ball: 5 of 5 w/Mega Ball Jackpot 5 of 5 $250,000 4 of 5 w/Mega Ball $10,000
Pfft. $10 grand? Compared to $640 million? That's chump change, son. You can't retire off that. Might as well tear it up, throw it away.
Similar vein. One baseball bat. Several unarmed thugs. <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YqaAmRER7_M"...
We did. We won the War on Accomplishment. Handily. Also, have you looked at your grandfather lately? I have. Gen X all the way. Sure,...
[img] This is what America means to me. An AP photo from a decade ago, it's been on my desktop for years. The AP caption, if memory serves,...
Are you somehow implying that Dance Party USA was, gasp, staged? Why, I never...
I like the end of that fight, when the camerawoman and her friends audibly ovulate, simultaneously, as the victor walks by.
No. I'm Ron Burgundy? (It's a call to arms, Generation Why's answer to "I am Spartacus!")
Also, you can get by with having one-year blanks on your resume, when you're young. When you're old, not so much. Say he's been using his...
There was a time, pre-Jar Jar, when this post was written about George Lucas. (Though, agree. Prometheus and Citizen Kane are jockeying for 1....
Who has time for a system? I just carry around extra prophylactics, and feign clumsiness. <iframe width="480" height="360"...
Yep yep yep. I'm almost positive this is why gay marriage will be adopted, but only AFTER mind texting filters all the way up to the...
1. Buy him a prostitute. 2. Explain they cost money. 3. Problem: solved. Actually, sorry. There's some really good advice in here....
1. I enjoy reading posts when you're high. 2. I particularly enjoy the couplets above. At first, I thought: this list is bull----. They're...
^^ What does Nicolas Coppola, "Brad's Friend," from Fast Times have to do with this? Are you saying the schizophrenic student's dialogue...