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You must not subscribe to the "any warm moist hole will do" philosophy. That's okay, I can respect that.... :confused:
You must date a different type of woman than I do. Most women I seem to get with love to get plowed in the rear. Lyndsey Lohan must be one of...
If Nate Dogg makes a full recovery, I still think he'd better lay low for awhile.... :p
One thing is for certain, our next president will be a douchebag....
Usually on 9/11, I'll watch a little bit of the replay of the events of that horrible day, but can't take a whole lot of it. However, I was...
I evacuated during Hurricane Rita and it was the worst experience of my life, and I ended up stranded at a shelter in Lufkin, where the Hurricane...
I live in 77057 but am riding out the Hurricane at my parents house off of Dairy Ashford and Memorial in 77079, where I grew up and went through...
I was reading your post, and am just seeking clarification on one point. Are you saying you don't have sex for much more than an hour now because...
I was watching the part where the dumb blonde chick says "the winner of the race gets me". I can't believe she would give up the p***y just...
I totally want to clog up her pipeline....
I have a crazy ex that I had a kid with, and she keeps moving every six months or so, and filing bogus protective orders claiming I was violent...
I agree with the correlation between women being crazy and being excellent sex partners. The same genetic sequence that codes for crazy must also...
I'm usually a big fan of Coen Brothers movies, but I thought No Country For Old men was extremely tedious when I caught it on DVD recently. I did...
I think they should have made the Strat two-tone sunburst instead of three-tone sunburst like when it was first introduced in 1954....
It seems like Pacino only plays characters that are loud and yell all the time anymore....
I love this thread. I was not aware of the depths of douche-baggery that some dudes have sunk to, and that really lifts my spirits for some...
Yeah, but can she stick the dismount?.... (Okay, that probably doesn't make a whole lot of sense) :p
Andre Ware - Greater bust than David Carr IMHO....
I would like to insert my tongue somewhere in that crack there....
[IMG] I'd like to snatch Alicia Sacramone right out of mid-air and then proceed to tap that ass....
