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Daryl Morey's secret account on ClutchFans

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by J.R., Mar 25, 2014.

  1. Patience

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    Its obviously JCDenton. His advanced statistical analysis and illustrative graphs could only be the work of a genius like Murray.
     
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  2. Easy

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  3. delishman

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    Wohohohoho. ROASTED cashews.
     
  4. Amel

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">And I thought we were a destination franchise... <a href="http://t.co/j4pUkr2NY8">pic.twitter.com/j4pUkr2NY8</a></p>&mdash; Daryl Morey (@dmorey) <a href="https://twitter.com/dmorey/status/611973142483832832">June 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  5. JoeBarelyCares

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    Bholic's humor attempt to get an interview from Morey for the trade checker job?
     
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    I think greg oden should stop trying to be a basketball player. He should embrace the adult entertainment world. it's the 2000s completely normal. Plus, doesn't oden know you can't enter the draft twice?
     
  7. shastarocket

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    44 years old?
     
  8. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    I thought it was serious until I got to that line!
     
  9. wreck

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    Clearly too young to be a starting point guard for us. Maybe Maury can convince him to get stashed away in Europe.
     
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    ****. We don't need to resign Maloney, I think we are still cutting him checks.
     
  11. topfive

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    Sincerely,
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  12. bobloblaw

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    Is this definitively a prank or was it a typo? It might make sense for a player turning 24 to say that he wouldn't want to be a backup here and would rather play for PHI or some other crap team. It's odd that the letter cuts off there.
     
  13. RV6

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    You're over thinking it...probably just went into more personal details about who he is. Morey wanted to protect his privacy, but still show off the letter.
     
  14. Jontro

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    It's a very well written letter for a 14 year old. But that's a huge typo going from 1 to 4.
     
  15. napalm06

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    That letter is actually from DaDakota.

    Since DaDakota is Daryl Morey, the whole thing is just an elaborate hoax.
     
  16. tomato

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    Smokescreen
     
  17. Joshfast

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    All hail His Grace, Mauray of House Rockets, First of his name, King of GM's and Stat Geeks, Lord of Table Tennis and Protector of the Cap.

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    Legendary
     
  18. da_juice

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    That's actually really funny. Every year you get a few guys who enter the draft with no intention of playing (it only takes a little bit of paperwork and a letter to the league office to be listed as a potential pick).
     
  19. Houston22

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    DD, you've just become my one and only favorite Mavericks fan.
     
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    :) of course
     

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