In the chronicle there's a rocket's ad with the logo, under it, it just say's "BE BIG" in the same font as the "Be part of something BIG" campaing.
10) We promise to pass, if you don't pass up tickets! 9) Boki for Rookie of the Year! 8) Now offering season passes in a new "Rockets' contracts" format (6 years minimum)! 7) "G'day, mate" from Crocodile Gundy! 6) Good defensive coach or bad defensive players? Come find out! 5) 3 steps to run and jump; "12 steps" to clean up our power forwards! 4) No more second chances, No more stupid prances, Yao Ming first, then Steve Francis 3) Come see last year's greatest team ever assembled! 2) Mo Taylor. The round mound of re...hab. 1) We've shaved Moochie's head. If he plays bad again, we'll get rid of the rest of him too!
All right, now for something truely tasteless... Last year we almost lost our coach to a serious illness, but this year we don't have to worry about that. (Cut to one of many pictures of pale, unshaven JVG with HUGE dark bags under his eyes) Houston Rockets: Be part of something DEAD!
1.Be a part of something expensive 2.Forget about Lebron Come see Malick 3.Hey at least were not Utah 4.Posey for MVP 5.Pike our savior 6.Got Nachbar? 7.We got 2 #1 Pick Centers (Ewing and Yao) 8.Hey if you buy season Tickets for life will give you a Carolla (Adam not Toyota) 9.We will defintely get to play v.s. the east.... in April 10. Watch Yao be taller than everyone (Except Shawn Bradley) 11. Be a part of Something Small (JVG Face everywhere) 12. Come see our new bathrooms Now for a real slogan: New Arena New coach New atittude
Be Part of Something that can only be killed if you stick a steak thru it Houston Rockets: Once, Twice, Thrice, Fource, and Fivce thats how many times we will miss the playoffs Vampire-Like Coach Goth-like Logo: coincidence?
Hmm, sounds familiar... Woman expecting Toyota wins 'toy Yoda' A Florida woman is suing her former employer after being awarded a 'toy Yoda' instead of a 'Toyota' in a competition. Jodee Berry won a contest to see who could sell the most beer at the Hooters restaurant in Panama City Beach in April. She believed she would win a new car but when she was led out blindfolded into the restaurant car park she was given a doll of the Star Wars character Yoda. Ms Berry quit the restaurant a week later and is demanding compensation to the value of a new Toyota. Her lawsuit accuses Gulf Coast Wings, owners of the restaurant, of breaching a contract and fraudulent misrepresentation. Her lawyer is also looking at false advertising statutes. Stuart Houston, a spokesman for the company, said it hadn't been served with the lawsuit and he could not comment. Story filed: 15:36 Sunday 29th July 2001
we already have a slogan, havent you heard it yet....... "HOUSTON ROCKETS BASKETBALL We're Making a Splash"
Two utterances of "New Coach, New Arena, New Unis." and no summary of essence is present. How about Be Part of the New Rockets