1st thing you would tell Dwight?

Multiple sources say that you are currently being shopped for Lebron James of the Miami Heat

 

Warmly welcome, Dwight. Warmly welcome.

 

I'd say. What's up man.

 

I'd say "Don't worry, there aren't nearly as many of these guys as in LA, and none of them are on the team".

 

I love you... then after a long pause no homo

 

have fun, play your game. but most importantly, demand the bol.

 

Have you ever do the finger wag after a block? No?!!!!! One time for me plz??? If not for me, do it for Dikembe.

 

Howdy!

 

"We've got lots of strippers here!"

"Is Chandler bigger than Kobe?"

"I'm naming my first-born after you."

"Where do you want your bronze statue?"

 

sir, you made a 100.

 

Wait, what?

 

Tell the team to hire Rick Barry to teach you his free throw technique.

 

Shut up and pick and roll.

 

There are some crazy people on clutchfans.net, it's best if you just stay away.

 

How is your back?

 

Stay healthy, and pick and roll!


(please?)

 

Kiss my rings

 

i'd tell him not to read this thread.

seriously.

 

''Did you go get your free condoms?''

 

I would ask him why there aren't any videos of him passing.