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Things I've learnt watching Jeremy Lin

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by NotApollo33, Apr 21, 2013.

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1. The mouth guard is a Tier 7 weapon with attributes of +5 in Mental Concentration, +3 in Armour and with the special active effect of 'Confusing Opponents and Fans alike if taken out consecutively on three or more possessions'.

2. Jeremy Lin doesn't put the ball in the basket. The basket moves towards the ball. Its special relativity.

#1 NotApollo33, Apr 21, 2013

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What you said is far too linsane, you need to be put in a Linsylum

#2 Roboman, Apr 21, 2013
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3. There are too many Jeremy Lin threads.

#3 nono, Apr 21, 2013
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Too much dynasty warriors?

#4 dragonz, Apr 21, 2013
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Jeremy Lin is a wizard with over 9000 mana.

#5 Jontro, Apr 21, 2013

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How would I say these threads make me want to jump off a bridge or spontaneously combust in geek speak?

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