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Measuring Player Contribution: Stats vs Visuals?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Sep 7, 2000.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Well, I think I'm willing to agree with you Smeggy. Your first Kenny Thomas contribution is pretty close.

    ...but I'd add this to your assessment:

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Behad

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    Ya know, I was gonna play the moral compass for this thread and say "Kids could be seeing this graphic violence", but I realized that there are probably 10 times more kids watching South Park than reading this board.

    In that case, keep up the good work HP.

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  3. heypartner

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    Smeggy, btw...those Rudy steaks have no chance of maturing on those lame ass coals.

    I mean,,,I know Texans love our steak rare,,,but Rudy wants to stoke that fire...Kapayaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    this is the beast post ever.

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  5. SmeggySmeg

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    This post just makes me want to say

    COWABUNGA DUDEs

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  6. SmeggySmeg

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    Me thinks HP will have team renamed and called the

    HOUSTON COWS

    This could be the logo
    [​IMG]


    And this could be the Theme Song

    Fat and docile, big and dumb
    They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
    Cows aren't fun

    They eat to grow, grow to die
    Die to be et at the hamburger fry
    Cows well done

    Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
    No one imagined the great cow guru
    Cows are one

    He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
    He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
    Cow Tse Tongue

    He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
    He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
    Cow doldrums

    He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
    Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
    Bad cow pun

    But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
    Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
    Cows are bummed

    He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
    No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
    Cows with guns

    They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
    He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
    Cow well hung

    Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
    Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
    Run cows run!

    He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
    We are free roving bovines, we run free today

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

    They crashed the gate in a great stampede
    Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
    Cows have fun

    Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
    Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
    Much cow dung

    Black smoke rising, darkening the day
    Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

    The President said "enough is enough
    These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
    Cow dung flung

    The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
    Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
    Cows on buns

    The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
    They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
    Cows out gunned

    The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
    Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
    But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
    Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

    We will fight for bovine freedom
    And hold our large heads high
    We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
    Cows with guns

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  7. Elie#17

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    Thanks for the laughs guys...

    =) (dammit, i can't think of any corny cow lines..)



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  8. SmeggySmeg

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    you nearly had one all you had to say was I can't think of any corn fed cow lines



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  9. heypartner

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    Smeggy...I thought it was more like this...


    [​IMG] <font color="dedfdf">

    [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited September 08, 2000).]
     
  10. SmeggySmeg

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    This is by far the most retarted thread in CCOnline history!



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  12. heypartner

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    We aim to please...or is that...

    We anime to please...
     

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