What to do when you run out of candy on Halloween?

Turn off the lights/stop answering the doorbell.

 

Turn off porch light and ignore. Of course, I do that the whole night, I'm not giving candy to those damn kids.

 

Some people have gotten far enough to give money, batteries, brownies, etc. I would take the easy way out and just shut off my lights and pretend i'm not home. Buy a few extra bags than you normally would, and you won't have to be in that situation.

 

Rob a little kid of his bag then serve that bag to the remaining trick or treaters.

 

pennies, floss picks, vegetables, coupons

 

Start handing out Marxist literature in pamphlet form.

 

High fives

 

The other option is "trick".

 

Vitamins in a ziploc bag.

 

condoms and cigarettes

 

leave an empty bowl on the porch with a sign that says "take one". They'll just assume some kid robbed them all or you ran out.

 

I usually leave out old video games underneath all the candy.. Who knows maybe tonight the lucky digger will win a copy of NBA 2k11 for ps3, HAPPY HALLOWEEN CF'S!!! :grin:

 

dog food

 

I bought some Christmas Candy to give out.



CHRISTMAS ****ING CANDY.


IN OCTOBER.



I wish i had a bag of this to give out.

 

You'll scare away all the little girls.

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edible condoms?

 

I've officially ran out of candy already. I guess the candy bowl that says take one is too tempting. (I don't remember taking more than I was supposed to when I was younger)
I did open the door and yell at some teenage girls "The sign says take one thank you!" after I heard them laughing and the sound of a lot of candy rustling. "We did" was there response. LIARS.

As I was typing this some illiterate middle school kids must not have understood my sign and they rang the doorbell. I heard the words"TAKE THE REST!" followed by giggling.

The beauty of it though, is I don't have to open the door or hear the doorbell ring too much any time tonight. I've got too much schoolwork to do.

I wouldn't suggest handing out homemade goodies when you run out. My parents gave me a big lesson on what to eat on Halloween- and non prepackaged food was a big no no.

 

I bought candy, and no one has rung my doorbell.


I drove by Lady_di's neighborhood, and the HOA had some big ass party going on.