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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Oct 9, 2010.

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  1. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

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    is it difficult to obtain birth control pills in the philippines or something?
     
  2. DudeWah

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    Obviously no sympathy for Catholics :p
     
  3. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    In the future just Anne Hathaway her.
     
  4. rocketsjudoka

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    I doubt it. The OP already stated the reason for not using a condom. None of his friends do.
     
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    i hope all his friends decide to castrate themselves.
     
  6. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Listen you stupid little ****

    I have said it NUMEROUS times.

    I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO TAKE ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY.

    You wanna talk **** to someone, take it to the man himself and see how long you last here.
     
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    That's so sweet. :)

    You too sound like you'll make great parents!
     
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    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I'm surprised he's lasted this long! And to think I saw Jerry Jeff Walker play Mr. Bojangles in a tiny cafe in the Montrose back when he wore a beret and was anything but a Cosmic Cowboy. Somehow, I feel like Jerry Jeff has been insulted, as well. :p
     
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    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Wow :). Never seen you deliver a smackdown like that :cool:.
     
  12. DonkeyMagic

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  13. Lady_Di

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    Ooooooooooooh! Tell it what it is, R2k!
     
  14. Ottomaton

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    <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PSROlfR7WTo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PSROlfR7WTo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  15. Qball

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    bojangle ownage

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    :p
     
  16. Mulder

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    Thank you! This has got to be the first time on this forum that I read something and went "dude, that is WAY too much information!!!"

    That was so graphic! Are you trying to get us all fired?
     
  17. Rashmon

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    McGrady, you should actively seek out the women your friends are not impregnating.
     
  18. Depressio

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    Next time, use one of these:

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    (OK, well, maybe not this particular one...)
     
  19. leroy

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    I was actually responding to R2K's b****slapping of bojangles...but it works for the OP, too. :)
     
  20. The Drake

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    ^^^^^ highly underrated reply
     

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