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[nydailynews] Darth Vader Robs Bank

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CrazyDave, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. CrazyDave

    CrazyDave Member

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    I find your lack of twenties.... disturbing

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    A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

    A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank yesterday - and walked out with a wad of cash.

    The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.

    He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

    The get-up struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.

    "The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

    But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

    He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

    And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

    Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

    The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

    It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.



    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_...er_hes_wielding_at_li_bank.html#ixzz0uXUQOA2f

    Funny... maybe too much so.
     
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    "Put the money in the bag... IT IS YOUR DESTINY."

    "If you don't give me access to the safe... someone else will... maybe... YOUR... SISTERRRRR..."

    :grin:
     
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  3. bladeage

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    I'm gonna dress like Yoda and rob a bank.

    Give me your money, you will. Break yo' self, you betta.
     
  4. stipendlax

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    I'm going to rob a bank dressed as Anikan circa 'Attack of the Clones'.


    "I deserve the money! Kenobi just doesn't understand!"
     
  5. DontTradeOswalt

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    If your gonna rob a bank, you might as well have fun with it :grin: hmmm ima go rob Chase dressed as Chewbacca
     
  6. Tfj4

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    I'm gonna dress like DD and rob a bank, I'm gonna ask for all the money in Euro's in honor of DD
     
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    He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

    LOL @ detective Lamb. Surprised he didn't say heater, gat, or burner.
     
  9. AroundTheWorld

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    This is funny. And it's a good disguise. But one can see that the guy is white. And if he was 7'0 tall, the camouflage shorts actually give it away!

    I have identified the suspect.

    [​IMG]
     

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