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[Serious Question] Does Swine Flu Mean No Women This Weekend?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OrangeRowdy95, Apr 29, 2009.

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  1. OrangeRowdy95

    OrangeRowdy95 Member

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    I'm a college kid, and college kids act like college kids during the weekends. This coming weekend is the LAST weekend of partying before summer begins.

    I'm no doctor, but does this mean I will have to abstain from social/friendly behavior?
     
    #1 OrangeRowdy95, Apr 29, 2009
  2. bigtexxx

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    Nope, sorry, you can't pork any babes
     
    #2 bigtexxx, Apr 29, 2009
  3. Dr of Dunk

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    College kids... swine... what's the difference?

    (kidding... I was a college kid once, too... :D)

    If you only dated one girl, you'd maybe have a shot at not contracting it, but if you go banging everything that moves, enjoy your game of Russian roulette like every other similar endeavor.
     
    #3 Dr of Dunk, Apr 29, 2009
  4. Two Sandwiches

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    In my opinion, the whole swine flu thing is stupid. First of all, it hasn't affected NEARLY as many people as the regular flu does. Secondly, it doesn't kill NEARLY as many people as the regular flu does. The only reason they're publicizing this is because a.) it affects mostly people under 50...the people that the news actually cares about and b.)American news stations love to create panic.

    That said, you should use it to your advantage somehow.
     
    #4 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2009
  5. Tb-Cain

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    swine flu is the least of your worries. f*** with abandon, i guarantee, the swine flue will not be your lasting regret.

    have i introduce you to my kids?
     
    #5 Tb-Cain, Apr 29, 2009
  6. Ubiquitin

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    Swine flu is about 50 times more likely to kill you than a normal flu.
     
    #6 Ubiquitin, Apr 29, 2009
  7. conquistador#11

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    unless you're considering going to reynosa for women, it shouldn't really be a problem.
     
    #7 conquistador#11, Apr 29, 2009
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    It might be true, but the fact that it affects younger people, can be lessened by tamiflu, and has only caused one U.S. death leaves me not very worried.
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2009
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    Reynosa has a happenin' red light district...or so I've heard.
     
    #9 s land balla, Apr 29, 2009
  10. Jugdish

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    Flu? I think chlamydia and having to listen to a chick talk should be your biggest concern.
     
    #10 Jugdish, Apr 29, 2009
  11. moestavern19

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    HAY GUYZ

    I **** A LOT OF WOMEN
     
    #11 moestavern19, Apr 29, 2009
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    +1 rep.

    I think I envy your wit. :cool:

    Edit:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to moestavern19 again.

    That caught me off guard....? :confused:
     
    #12 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2009
  13. moestavern19

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    Hey man, I appreciate it and all... but with all this swine flu going around maybe its best you spread your rep somewhere else. ;)
     
    #13 moestavern19, Apr 29, 2009
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    so, the media pays CDC and WHO to increase warning levels?
     
    #14 Landlord Landry, Apr 29, 2009
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Dr of Dunk

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    lol. brutal. :D
     
    #16 Dr of Dunk, Apr 29, 2009
  17. MadMax

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    those guys don't know what they're talking about. random posters here are much more reliable as to such issues.
     
    #17 MadMax, Apr 29, 2009
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  19. Two Sandwiches

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    Exactly. :D

    Point is, though, if you're out partying at college, and looking to hook up with some random dude, chances are, you don't have swine flu, or any other flu for that matter.
     
    #19 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2009
  20. Dr of Dunk

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    #20 Dr of Dunk, Apr 29, 2009
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